Jarlo 🔜 Furnavia

Joining the war on extremely weird and off-putting furry art, on the side of the extremely weird and off-putting furry art

Finished the latest addition to the punk leather goat fit, new furry armsleeves!

Aquariums are just lil therapy boxes, huh

The creature is so happy. Lightly grasped. Surely the bite resistant gloves are unnecessary. Surely the creature should be lightly grasped with an ungloved hand. Yes, a unprotected biteable hand.

The 2nd library of Alexandria has just been torched to the ground

"Queer people are so obsessed with gender and genitals!" Straight ass cis men in the 1800's: "Look at this water tower we just built!"

Didn't hear the term "Bisexual" until I was 17 and I was SO fucking confused until then, then it all just went *click* "Oh yeah that's what it was"

I'm not 'good' at not using people's deadnames, I'm just so fucking bad at remembering names as soon as you choose another I forget your deadname instantly It's not a skill it's a deficiency with a fortunate side effect

Twitch loves to autoplay random streams from your region when you open it, and 90% of Danish streamers love to max volume the worst fucking electronic music you've ever heard What a combo

Not now kitten, daddy is teaching anti-fascist organising 101 on the Discord server

Finally got around to watching The Dark Crystal and omg, the ‘HmmmnnMMMMMnnnhh’ verbal stim has absolutely taken over my brain

Networking with some silly fellas

I love going to job conventions where they have exactly 0 jobs available, but they do have a lot of PR for their products and services

You should let me into your home, I can be trusted with access to your innermost sanctum

My first battlejacket almost done! 🐐 Just need the studs to arrive so I can finish the shoulders #battlejacket

I got the discord kitten in the divorce

Stop using anti-zoomer language Instead of saying "Good morning", say "I'm such an awakecelled dressedmaxxer. I'm a showerpilled rizzler, and I'm going to cook today."

Yeah just shoot this dopamine straight into my veins

Goofing on it till I spaff

Adding someone new on Discord and they hit you with the "Been a while, huh?"

There are some pipes by the river that the juvenile mink love playing in. They remind me so much of my ferrets. #widlife #nature 🐡📷

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hey, I’m Axe-Chase Salt-poisoning McFall Down the Funhouse Stairs

Petplay but I build you an entire ecosystem for you inside a massive glass box, and the only interaction you get with me, is during feeding and weekly maintenance

Brought my homeblend of tea to a local furry function Offered it to someone and they said "No I don't drink t- wait a minute that smells hella good, give me a cup" Another tea convert, lads

Going to the bathroom after a man has used too much spray deoderant in there

I will never trust a man who isn’t silly enough to at least drop a :3 once in a while

LMAO alright alright

Was driving past this loose dog yesterday, anybody know who might own it? It didn’t even have a collar…

Imagine learning IT or coding when the seeds of the upcoming Butlerian Jihad are already sprouting

Lil update on the aquarium, still suffering some algae problems but it’s getting better every week! Added 6 kuhli loaches, and 9 celestial pearl danios! They tend to be super active just before noon!

Lil update on the aquarium, still suffering some algae problems but it’s getting better every week! Added 6 kuhli loaches, and 9 celestial pearl danios! They tend to be super active just before noon!

The small city I call home might not have all the features of the bigger cities, but it does have something I’ve never seen in even the biggest cities in the world… A combination drug store/bakery drivethrough

One of the rocks in the aquarium have been growing a cool algae carpet, and I haven’t seen a shrimp even touched it for a week, so that’s cool The shrimp after I left the flat for 6 days:

They should invent karaoke bars for people into good music

It really sucks to be a stick in the mud, but you really gotta help your friends limit the amount of suicide jokes they make. That shit *does* manifest, even as just a joke, and it spreads to everyone around them! You know what sucks even more? A friend committing suicide.

Mental Health is important

They should do furry cons but on one of them mid-european international holiday trains that takes like a week, and everyday we wake in a new city and flood the streets

Going to an orgy filled with gamers, so I’ve made sure to coat my crotch in yellow paint so they can intuitively know what they’re supposed to do

a little peek inside my sick and twisted mind