Two Whoppers Junior

In two months, Alec Bohm raised his stock from "1-year pity deal with Kansas CIty" to "3 years/54 million from the Mets". Good for him!

There's your list OKAY ASSHOLE???!!!

4'33'' (Donald's Version)

Make a band edible: Wings

The Ann Arbor Screwjob

Peaches and Herb and a Goddamn Aircraft Carrier

New GOP super PAC

Zohran Mamdani is the first Democratic executive in my lifetime who uses his power to enact his mandate. It's not squandered on bipartisan comity or "commonsense solutions", but put to the work his voters demanded. The Dems lose in 2028 unless the nominee has that same theory of power.

Incelvis

Look, if you're going to disappear from work without a trace, you'd better come back with an iconic ad campaign that speaks to the global harmony of all cultures.

Sit down, jackass

K-Pax. Without question the worst thing to happen in the year 2001.

Klaus Mulch

Steve Grogan is Peyton and Eli's real father

Teen Roast: CPAC

Roses are red when violets appear...

Merchant Ivory's Dude, Where's My Car?

Hindsight is also 1865 and 1974.

Philadelphia Flyers goalie Pelle Lindbergh

Peyton and Eli's father is actually Steve Grogan

🎵When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie, that's...

In 1953 Iran had a functioning democracy. A free press. Seven political parties. Women in universities. Women granted voting rights in municipal councils in 1952. A secular prime minister named Mosaddegh who believed Iran's oil belonged to Iran. The US and Britain decided he had to go.

Depluralize a movie: Something Somewhere Just This Once

Orlando. I would rather spend one year in Schenectady than one day in Orlando.

Fernando Valenzuela. In little league I once tried to imitate his looking skyward while delivering thing and fell ass-backwards off the mound.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3K7...

While many of you are crying "RIP Chuck Norris" or "RIP Country Joe McDonald", I'm crying "RIP Robert Mueller and the Rule of Law!"

Godspeed You! Christmas Adventurer

People overseas love their kids just as much as you love yours. Your kids aren’t more special just because they were born on US soil

Post a banger that isn't in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUPV...

Introduce yourself with 5 songs: 4'33, John Cage St. Thomas, Sonny Rollins Big Bird, Eddie Floyd Beep Beep Love, The Incredible Moses Leroy Hook and Sling, Eddie Bo

@dicknixon.bsky.social sir, the world cries out for a lasting architecture of peace. Time to get out in front of it, there are charlatans speaking in your voice.

Antiques Roadshow

Roses are red Violets linger

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

Meanwhile, BlueSky thinks everything's just fine

“One has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws.” ― Martin Luther King Jr.

Styx

Reading the timeline tonight and it's clear we'll never have solidarity. It's lone wolves or nothing.

Renee Good.

My children

A DNC apologist threw Ken Martin’s Wikipedia page at me.

ruin two bands by combining them Anthrax Air Supply

Roses are red Without apprehension

I named my fists Marx and Engels because they control the means of destruction

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild: Armadillo Boar Water moccasin Heron Juggalo

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen Philip Glass GG Allin ZZ Top Ray Charles Roy Hargrove