JVG 骨

JVG 骨

@jasonv.bsky.social

Jason Van Glass is a standup comedian and dog hugger in Hollywood, California principally known for his string of "Road" movies with lifelong friend Bing Crosby The Bob Hope American Patriot Award is named in his honor

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Prop 40 is win-win. First we trick billionaires into spending $300,000,000, then we pass the prop and tax them a second time

Burrito Justice@burritojustice.bsky.social

in case you’re wondering who’s paying for the anti-prop 40 ads on endless repeat… Sergei Brin and Eric Schmidt qnd friends need to be taxed out of existence capitalandmain.com/who-are-the-...

At the risk of further blowing up a place that already has a 45 minute wait on Tuesdays at 10:30pm, Big Way Hot Pot in Monterey Park is the most wonderful place on earth. If you're in LA you gotta check it out. Build your own hot pot, pay by weight salad bar format. Fucking delicious

I'd hire Shaq to endorse Fruitarianism

JVG 骨@jasonv.bsky.social

Prompt Time! in the spirit of "I can't show my face. Because I'm White" - what batshit nationwide ad would you pay for if you were setting money on fire ?

Prompt Time! in the spirit of "I can't show my face. Because I'm White" - what batshit nationwide ad would you pay for if you were setting money on fire ?

It can be for something you actually believe, but it can't be for something where the ad would help I'm looking for like "you got bonked on the head, and your adult children no longer talk to you" - what're you spending $10 million on

Due to white people's marginalized voice in our system, this ad only airs nationwide during the World Series once or twice every game

Peter Sagal@petersagal.bsky.social

Did… did everybody just see that ad with the white woman who doesn’t dare to show her skin? Cause if not I am having some sort of episode.

At least the "liberals are the new racists" ad is batshit in a funny way. Half the commercials during the World Series have radicalized me against the advertisers and their celebrity spokespeople. Is that what you want from your ad? I hate you now?

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Democrats are HOPELESSLY outmatched we stand NO CHANCE President Trump set up a bunch of rakes and WE ARE STEPPING ON THE RAKES this is urgent we SUCK and we WILL LOSE click here to give us $4

John Dellaporta@johndellaporta.bsky.social

Is Mothership the mastermind behind “always sound like you’re desperate and losing because it motivates donations?” Because I’ve noticed that for years and DESPISE it.

I can't even show my face. Because I'm white. Which i guess i just told you. Oops! The point is, people would destroy me if they found out. They'd call me names like "dumbass" and "moron" and "stupid fucktard" - Just because im white!! "Dumb asshole" they'd say, "you melon-headed piece of shit"

I smell a Pulitzer 🎉

Chris Sommerfeldt@c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social

New: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and a group of his friends have been secretly using the NYPD Police Academy’s gymnasium in Queens to play pickup basketball — scrambling some operations at the facility. w/ @grahamrayman.bsky.social & Joe Anuta www.politico.com/news/2026/10...

Bluesky has a reputation for rejecting groundbreaking new technology, so it's nice to see us all able to come together and celebrate Bored Ape Yacht Club making a comeback — as a metaverse

Follow me on Bored Ape Yacht Club as a metaverse for more great content! (I'm the guy who kinda looks like an ape)

Now that you can no longer scroll this website, rendering it totally unusable, I must reluctantly admit that vibecoding is good actually

in addition to his obvious talents, Eric Bauza was unbelievably generous and kind. This is just awful. We should have had 50 more years

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Fielder: So the patient IS the clown Pagliacci Holmes: right Fielder: so why is that funny? Holmes: it's just funny. Like, he should go see a clown

About to see Wildwood, a movie inspired by the actual forest I've been living in for the last 3 summers. Hope I'm not too scared to live there next summer !!

I'm not in a big tent with transphobes. We are not in a coalition. If a transphobic candidate loses because I didn't vote for them, that's on them

Cool As Ice is one of my top 5 movies of all time. It's honestly a masterpiece. The Germans understand this.

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Yeah, I work in construction. Mostly remodels, home renovation, stuff like that. I'm the guy rebuilding Hitler's Lair. Yeah that's me. I'll be working all next year recreating Hitler's vacation house

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I once handed Art Spiegelman a Tijuana Bible of Ms Pac-Man that I had drawn AND hand screen printed 10 copies of, without a word of explanation, because he seemed like one of the 10 people on earth who'd appreciate it

High school friend's dad had a 2 story wall of books with a rolling ladder in their living room. He showed it off to me with pride once with this exact explanation "it was always my dream to have library with a rolling ladder"

The Whimsical Muse@whimsicalmuse.bsky.social

Please never give up on your dream that one day, you will finally have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder.

Having achieved his dream, he then retired from whatever job pays for library ladders and became a local middle school history teacher

Smart guy is my point. Strong grasp of what makes life good. He really encouraged me to pursue comedy after college and took a genuine interest when I started doing standup. I hope he is still thriving