Autumnal Javier of the Apple Donut

How we doing skeeters?

These boomer fucks can’t learn. They’re just gonna try and take everything they can to the grave.

For me to be clear. You guys are ok

Respectfully, being happy is weird

My big thought of the day. I wish I could go back in time to me a year ago and let that guy know it’s gonna get better.

I’m in far too good a mood today

Actually everything is funny because I can fight

Nevermind. I think it worked out

I really don’t need to be smiling at text messages. Sigh.

A dash of happiness and a dash of unhinged and sprinkling of resolve. It’s a weird day tbh

At this point the Halloween candy might actually have razor blades in it this year. I hate it here

Why. Because them. #onepride

Yawning with 800mg of caffeine burning through my veins seems like an affront to god. Probably best I’m an atheist.

Honestly just getting too old to still get this confused by ladies

Respectfully, nobody was looking for that in 2026 bro.

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we are spoiled

We are so fuckin back

This tag division tho

Did this mfer just say head to head contact 😂😂

Nice to see The New Level not have to carry the shit bag Usos to a good match

Happy Judgement Day yall.

We lost Peter Cullen too. Man fuck this place I hate it here. Here being earth

The fact that Dolly passed before the orange taco is absolute proof that God doesn’t exist. This fuckin sucks.

If you use 72 hour deodorant just because you sweat super hard I respect it. If you use it because you want to not bathe for 3 days I’m calling the cops.

The way the IG gaming community has taken my excitement for GTA 6 down to nearly single digits is crazy. I’m still gonna get it but I’m more excited for Gears and the Ocarina of Time remake. 🎮 🕹️

I have travelled

I wish Ghost would have kept that 7 up version on the shelf longer.

Could god get me off his strongest soldier list. I’m fuckin tired

Gen Z. Dont do this. Learn from the elders mistakes. This will not make your life or career better.

You had a good run buddy but it’s time

That face says she breaks out slurs like I break out cookies

Hunter Biden said FUCK DEM GRANDKIDS! That’s my kinda energy

We close to the end of the work week kids. So close

Any relation to Hannah.

Busted Open has been bottom tier wrestling content for years. Enjoy guzzling the World Wrestling Federation Dave.

It dawned on me that my life has included 3 dementia ridden Presidents. I hate it here.

Two of the biggest dorks of all time. Surprised they don’t have neck problems from all the self-fellatio

Sure Jan

After nearly 20 years in corporate I just don’t know how much circling back and taking things offline I have left in me.

I’d rather get in a Delorian and go back to the summer of 78 and convince my mom to get an abortion than watch this

Thank you Greenville SC for some of the best bbq I’ve had in some time. The brontosaur leg of a beef rib i got was downright amazing.

CN we normalize booing people to their faces that can’t control their kids in public.

At least they got a huge wrestlemania moment. Oh. Wait

I kinda hate that I liked Style because his level of stupidity is so high. Like if there was an idiots hall of fame he would be first ballot

Blue MAGA pandering bullshit. Any Democrat posting nice things about him should burn in hell next to him. Matter of fact why don’t you go with him to hell you jelly spined liberal cuck.

I bet the grim reaper got room in the car for you too you god damn Nazi enabler

"Lindsey Graham is dead" BlueSky:

Joe Biden outliving those two Nazi vampires is actually so fucking funny.

Humor from another platform said Lindsey is in hell eating out Margaret Thatcher. I’m so dead