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Democracy last night:

“I do love questions” 🎻

Perfect.

Something like that.

Remove speaker Johnson.

“You’re looking sharp” says the straight guy whose smile lingers just a second too long.

I really don’t give a shit about Natalie Harp. Let’s get this over with already.

He was afraid the plane would get shot down so he snuck out in a catering truck. And he left the Staff and everyone else on the plane.

Who is shocked? No one.

Bitch please. It’s the same face again.

I don’t personally love this outcome, but this is how it should be done: suspending your campaign with class. Uplifting the likely nominee. I bet many Mainers are proud of Jordan Wood today.

Who thought the words explosive diarrhea would just be rolling off everyone’s tongues…

The feds are aggressively Investigating Taco Bell for explosive diarrhea but crickets on Epstein. Priorities, you know. 🙄

Is it interesting that not dead Mitch never mentioned a word about Lindsey Graham…

I spoke to Jimmy Kimmel for 20 minutes today. He’s doing great.

He’s not “officially” dead?

Iconic.

Another pump and dump with the stock market. How many times does the boy have to cry wolf before Congress does anything about it…

Has anyone seen Mitch McConnell?

Public disgust for Elon Musk is elastic to his wealth - the richer he gets, the more people can’t stand him.

Oh. He was “just kidding” about Greenland. He was clearly just kidding about no more wars, bringing down prices and ending the Ukraine war in 24 hours also, apparently.

Sure, I believe you.

“If this were Joe Biden…” It’s not. Stop comparing the two. They are not the same.

A slush fund for criminals is something nobody will soon forget.

Some redeeming news: South Carolina’s state Senate rejected eliminating its one majority-Black congressional seat, which is held by Democrat Rep. Jim Clyburn.

Mini Diet Coke. Makes your hand look bigger.

* He won all 7 swing states. * Democrats outperformed down-ballot in most of those states. * EM knew the results 4 hours prior. * Analysts like election truth alliance have identified anomalies. * Ashley St Clair has texts suggesting possible manipulation. Seems like a lot of coincidences…

Colbert’s final episode: 6.74 million viewers 💔

“I don't think about Americans' financial situation, I don't think about anybody.”

Colbert stood firm for first amendment rights. It cost him his job. 💔

Can you believe it’s already been ONE YEAR of the Katie Phang News channel on YouTube? I’m even more inspired today so thanks for supporting me on this journey. And we’re making a push to hit 600K subscribers before the end of May so if you haven’t hit that subscribe button yet, let’s do it! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

This is Ashley St. Clair. Mother of Elon’s child and influencer, who has been telling all. I know at least one of the unidentified people, and I believe her 100% I strongly suggest you go watch her TikTok videos before they’re gone. A lot of things will start to make sense…

The guest lineup for Colbert’s final episode is being kept completely secret. I don’t know how I’m going to hold it together… But let’s give him ratings of a lifetime 💔

Massey, Cassidy and all the Republicans he did dirty are going to make the rest of their terms hell for this administration. Look what Cassidy did with the war resolution. The retribution will be glorious.

MORE! Colbert is experiencing a massive, historic ratings surge! Monday's episode drew 3.3 million viewers, and for the week, Colbert BEAT ABC AND NBC COMBINED. But go ahead and tell us it's not profitable.

He just endorsed Ken Paxton. Texas is gonna flip. 💥

CBS backlash has pushed Colbert to 2.70 million viewers. Weiss is now faced with canceling the MOST WATCHED PROGRAM in the late-night time slot. Fire her - keep Colbert is the answer.

The Colbert effect and I’m here for it. Loser CBS. Good, lose more.

DJT is taller, but appears shorter. One of two things is true: A) His sheer weight is crushing the seat of the chair. B) They intentionally made the seat of the chair lower. I know what I think…

How about we make the retirement age for Supreme Court Justices 70. Thomas, Alito, and Roberts, bye, bye.

Get up daddy! We wanna go outside!

TODAY — and every day until we have justice for all: We fight for equal rights and we join together to support each other in this battle. blackpowerwarroom.com/dayofaction/

TikTok is dead. Threads is an AI cesspool. X is haters paradise. Bluesky is the quiet sleeper, turning viral migration spikes into real sustained activity. Slow and steady wins the race. I really like it here. 💙

These two Chinese spies 🕵️‍♀️ are on fast politics today podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...

I watched the clip 3 times! The watermelons brought back old school DL Late Show memories! Did you see this? Sure gonna miss Stephen, for sure. 🤩https://bsky.app/profile/sdkstl.bsky.social/post/3mluiynl4522q