Jay Goldin

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untitled 2,770 brand distortions make the sale facestab at you through the trees buy contortions pay by mail corpse in trunk means hov Jay Goldin

untitled 2,769 end up middling at the start horse overturns the applecart start to middle toward the end dawns dost darkness "sweep, descend" Jay Goldin

untitled 2,768 timeclock lockbox cockblock glock crockpot sockhop knockshop rock cockpot timeblock glockknock sock crockclock lockhop rockshop box Jay Goldin

untitled 2,767 sales reps coffeed for a sit sink the 13 ball on cue hitch an itchy pissyfit when shit creek at last comes due Jay Goldin

untitled 2,766 seas where even fishes drown trillion lives are just a blip tears of every killer clown masturbator gets a grip Jay Goldin

because many far stranger must happen to you before the end

we've only scratched the tip of the surface of the iceberg

why bother trying to correct mistaken impressions when you can live up to them instead?

ub40 pays tribute to kubrick by re-recording red red wine as red red rum

sprite changes name to spite after finding way to bottle it

untitled 2,765 we take payments of all kinds scour the bake pans and the earth mortal thoughts in maybed minds worthlessness for all it's worth Jay Goldin

untitled 2,764 tear up when you tear up tiers jury of your beers on biers tear up when you tear up tares truths tell soothing lies to dares Jay Goldin

untitled 2,763 "view this post on instagram" whale will while away the whole what you can is what i am cheek to cheek and pole to hole Jay Goldin

untitled 2,762 ultraviolet infradig micdrop moments' master mess see a shrink if you're so big wells of surplus surliness Jay Goldin

untitled 2,761 carmen sternwood's rebel bird light and dark and wet and wet first place kills to come in third flaunting what you'll never get Jay Goldin

when your fantasies open branch locations in other people's fantasies

once you move out of yourself rent gets jacked up for next tenant

their silence on the matter is suspicious even accounting for the fact that they are dead

putting the turd back into turducken

losing weight before being photographed with tigers: zoo shoot diet

Recently published in American Writers Review, along with the Hopper painting that inspired it

untitled 2,760 awacs evac entities don knots landing barney fife old age in its infancies probes of deeps ends of the knife Jay Goldin

untitled 2,759 pins and needless needled pins argon leaking argonauts ultraviolent violins gogobooted gogobots Jay Goldin

untitled 2,758 indignation's incandesc take a breath mint leave a wreath pool for swimming and for cess graves have ears and eyes and teeth Jay Goldin

untitled 2,757 night advances day retreats you won't live to see for long savage staredown shits then eats king and queen and princess kong Jay Goldin

untitled 2,756 froufrou for the fewfewfew kidgloved kidney's restive sleep find what can't be done to do what you don't have you can keep Jay Goldin

coming in second, coming in a second are usually both unattractive propositions

takes balls to play pingapong

their writer's block has been a huge hit with both the critics and the public

one day blue velvet and national velvet will spontaneously fuse

leo tolsty's war and pigs

untitled 2,754 spin the dice and roll the cards bread won't like it when it breaks earn a living showing scars what damn difference does it make Jay Goldin

untitled 2,753 fakedup fakester on the take passing rolling kidney stones mako makester on the make getting rich off trafficked cones Jay Goldin

untitled 2,752 kidney stones do not pass go flimsywhimsy on a spit getting high when they go low jerk off once the fuse is lit Jay Goldin

untitled 2,751 butter palaces in chains spin the bottle tails or heads passing car wrecks passing strange gallows hanging by a thread Jay Goldin

untitled 2,750 backwards fronted to the sides grow potatoes carrots knives sideways to the backward front world blown up is just a stunt Jay Goldin

sometimes you step into dogshit, sometimes dogshit steps into you but you can't step twice into the same dogshit

after all theres only so many colors of hours in a day in the alphabet months in a year

how irritating to buy raspberry jam and find the jar filled with your own blood instead

putting the meat & the urology back into meteorology

outmaneuvered & outmanured

untitled 2,749 froufrou seeks another frou cahulawassee pleasure cruise keep your secrets they'll keep you everyone's just passing through Jay Goldin

untitled 2,748 time without within those space fall apart and disappear lackeys' lacquered lamprey lace always hope for more to fear Jay Goldin

untitled 2,747 liveried liver lollipop put out all the stops but don't prawnship put in hollyhock both mysterious and knownt Jay Goldin

untitled 2,746 take a part to take apart pull out just a few odd stops science musicked into art earth sea sky just flimsy props Jay Goldin

untitled 2,745 vicious toil allowed all play doghouse reilly's shamus twin sun weeps pus on cloudy days silence hides inside the din Jay Goldin

even a broken cock is upright twice a day

let that be a lesson not to leave a loaded cock just lying around

dead facebook friends with benefits

turned down yet again, the bed started to think it would never find love