JayGogh (god, king, man)

A ballroom is a pretty weird thing for a supposedly straight guy to be this obsessed about.

Milwaukee better win this shit. Fuck Florida…. #MLB

Decent free nickname.

We just take for granted that those blood presssure machines are gonnna stop inflating.

Well, here’s one of the strangest title cards I’ve seen. From 1937’s “Seventh Heaven”:

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but one Jill Stein voter does.

I’ma break the rule right there on the label: Built to Spill’s “Keep It Like a Secret” is just wall-to-wall bangers.

What a horse’s ass!

For all of Thomas Jefferson’s obsessive record-keeping, it’s weird that we don’t have any of his Amazon receipts.

In “Libeled Lady”, William Powell says, “… anybody in the world, from Gandhi to Garbo”, which is a specifically limited subset. Filmsky 📽️

Just realized that my license to ill expired.

Just realized my license to ill expired.

This Jimothy?

I bet Schopenhauer’s nomme de guerre was Schopenhowitzer.

Jesus Christ, we need a pedometer to keep track of all these pedos.

r/theyknew

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times – but a whole lot more of the latter than the former.

More like “saditude”, amirite?

Guys, check out this fucking awesome sticker!

Roy Lichtenstein? Well, I hope Enstein enjoyed it.

I always think of Mexico as being older than 65, but the human mind will do that to you.

A real-life Gmail mail box.

The kompromat Putin has on Trump. Not the money stuff, the worse shit.

“Coffee shop” should be one word. What are we even doing?

Guy said neutron stars are, aside from black holes, the densest objects in the universe. Guy never met a Trump supporter.

This is a little known spot in Tokyo except for the worshippers of ocean mines. They make pilgrimages here and detonate themselves.

More like Sadgittarius, am I right?

My favorite Ancient Greek was Spectacles. Real visionary, that guy.

Mooning had a really short run of cultural importance.

Just found out I’m part Ukrainian. So now every time someone mentions the president I can say, “Zelenskyy?”

All Diarrhea on the Western Front.

Electrolytes imply the existence of electroheavyes.

What goes up must come down except for the Voyager spacecrafts.

Aging is just that Evolution of Man diagram in reverse. No offense.

Using “they”/“them” as singular pronouns can be clunky, but nowhere near as much “metal detectorist” is.

“Intrenet”.

Having my first flavorful meal after after 9 days of eating intentionally bland food. Now I know how Tom Hanks must’ve felt after he got home from being stranded on that deserted island with his film crew.

I’m fine with gold, but frankincense and myrrh are pretty shit gifts.

Just puked for the first time in 15.5 years. There’s just no way to stress how bad that feels/tastes. Anyway, a new personal best for me. Beat my prior record by ~18 months.

First name, Wes. Last name, Virginia.

*opens camera app* Hey, Siri. What the fuck is this guy doing?

Just passed a (Japanese) guy with a *perfect* recreation of Hitler’s combover. Not a style I ever chose but I guess we get to wear whatever we think looks good. I guess.

Finally(?) getting to the latest Death Cab joint. Have discovered it’s difficult to exercise to music I dont know.