Jay Kaplan

unless the cut goes all the way through, it’s not a “pre-sliced” bagel, it’s just scored.

not all heroes wear capes.

pinched nerve in my shoulder. luckily it only hurts when i move, or when i don’t 🙄

django reinhardt - brazil

fuck yeah conor geekie!!! #gobolts⚡️⚡️⚡️

THE GLOAT!!!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️

let’s do that saturday night hockey! #gobolts⚡️⚡️⚡️

my son was born in tampa and i’ll fight anyone that says that’s not a significant boon to the world.

also to the extent that i still care about baseball, i’ll 100% forego watching this game to watch a regular season lightning game because hockey. if i could be anyone else, i’d probably give it a shot, but i only know how to be me. #gobolts⚡️⚡️⚡️

to the extent that i still care about baseball i’ll always be a yankees fan, but i also very much love my city and have a sense of civic pride so let’s fucking go rays!

why didn’t anyone tell me about the Parent Purge while my son was still little?!!!!

when did google become the arbiter of what the planet’s geographical features are called?

Congrats to the GLOAT (Greatest Lightning of All Time) ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Struggled massively with a work task for about an hour but grateful for an exceptionally patient team leader who walked me through it repeatedly until it clicked for me. Thankful to have found a job with such supportive leadership

less than four (non consecutive) hour of sleep last night. no idea how i made it through a whole day at work today but apparently i did. 🤷‍♂️

My reaction to absolutely everything right now…

HOLMBERG!🚨 ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Guentzel!🚨 ⚡️⚡️⚡️

KUCH AGAIN!!🚨 ⚡️⚡️⚡️

KUCH!!!🚨 ⚡️⚡️⚡️

let’s do that (saturday afternoon) hockey! #GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️

if you see this, post a skeleton *yours needn’t be as shamelessly self-promotional but it could be🤷‍♂️ youtu.be/aWag6Lz8SQo?...

HEDDY!!!!🚨 ⚡️⚡️⚡️

free hockey. well, regular season OT so free “hockey” 🙄 ⚡️⚡️⚡️

MIKHEYEV!🚨 ⚡️⚡️⚡️

back to back penalty kills aren’t a great strategy to hold onto a one goal lead ⚡️⚡️⚡️

HAGEL AGAIN!🚨 ⚡️⚡️⚡️

HAGEL!!🚨 ⚡️⚡️⚡️

dom james drawing a penalty bc he’s so good you have to cheat to stop him ⚡️⚡️⚡️

i like lileberg but that kind of turnover ain’t gonna get him into more games

Go Bolts!⚡️⚡️⚡️

admittedly i’m biased. there but for ronde barber, evans is my favorite buccaneer of all time, but still, being incredulous about his brilliance at this stage in his career is just silly

announcer seems surprised at mike evans’ performance today as if the man hasn’t been the best wr in the nfl for over a decade

to my canadian friends, happy thanksgiving!🇨🇦 thank you for hockey and neil young. 🙏

Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent

relaxing rainy sunday morning. laundry done. nothing but football and music on the agenda for the rest of the day. brad mehldau - when it rains

GUENTZEL PP GOAL!🚨 ⚡️⚡️⚡️

WHAT A GOAL!! HAGEL!🚨 ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Guentzel!🚨 ⚡️⚡️⚡️

let’s do that saturday night hockey! #gobolts⚡️⚡️⚡️

Art Blakey & the Jazz Messengers with Thelonious Monk - In Walked Bud

John Prine b. Oct 10, 1946 John Prine - Sabu Visits the Twin Cities Alone

pete hegseth can only achieve a full erection while watching brown people die