Jaylee the Jellyfish

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The number of things on Etsy that are just Ali express items marked up $15+ is insane

i will never recover from this (mixing up laura and kacie ok bye forever)

Shonen isekai: you've been reincarnated with ULTIMATE POWERS so you can do EVERYTHING and all the women want you! Shoujo isekai: you've been reincarnated as the person everyone hates and wants to kill, incl your cheating bf, and if you don't solve every single problem yourself you will actually die

when depop/vinted notifies you that your package (you sold) has shipped like yeah bitch i was there it was me. i did that.

Guyyyyssssss @febcupcake.bsky.social made me the cutest Lil Halloween card 🥹🥹🥹

like half of living with a 3d printer person is randomly texting them going "IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THIS?????? IT'S MAKING A WEIRD NOISE"

me flirting: message "omg they're so cute and funny and I love when they talk about their fav things and I wanna smooch their face" wait to see "crush is typing..." delete message message "hahahah oh nooo I sent that to the wrong person omggg how embarassinggggg 🫣🫣🫣"

tonight I'm starting a re-read of the manga series cause 1-4 just came in at the library for meeeee

anyway there was a picture on pinterest of this dark red and someone recommended a lipstick shade that was "just like it" and it's another stupid sheer berry bullshit. I was BETRAYED being betrayed by "rec from random girl in comments" feels like being betrayed by "drunk girl in bathroom" idk man

when will makeup companies understand that if I buy the darkest most purple-st shade of lipstick you make, I want it to be like PAINTED ON DARK PURPLE OF NIGHTMARES not like. berry. or whatever.

oh it's ace week? I'm demisexual 💜🩶🤍🖤 Asexuality has the BEST color scheme hands down

if we paid for things based on how much we appreciated them, useless doctor visits would be $1 and chinese food would be $1,000

this is ready for pickup at the library if he turns out to just be a hot man in a robe i will RIOT

an object of power

what stage of grief (writing) am i on? bargaining "maybe these chapters don't really HAVE to be this long. maybe I can make them a lot shorter.... maybe I can be done, like, right now..."

listen i am a HUGE BABY about scary things and I cannot WAIT for halloween to be over so y'all go back to playing normal shit on stream 😭

i did 1 page can i take a nap now

so like. genuinely no judgment, just curiosity...... what is with neurodivergent men and the kermit voice

I gotta rewrite 6 pages a day for 9 years to make a deadline, lol. cause my motivation is in the negatives. urge to depression nap extremely strong.

Etsy stores gonna be full of CUTE SHIT

so how often do *you* get furiously angry over That Thing That Happened To You 10+ Years Ago And You Should Be Over By Now Cause It Wasn't Even That Traumatic cause I'd really like it to stop popping into my head all the time

i enter stream HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN !CLIMB EACH OTHER we learned this on @junifaell.bsky.social 's stream and I have cared about nothing else since

I am not a DND person, but all of my people are DND people. Like. I vibe hard with the DND girlies. (I have a math-related disability and speaking out loud "as my character" is so painfully awkward and embarrassing I want to die, but RP play by post with dice is my jam so)

girl what

Our Rimworld 100 baby challenge journey continues!!! twitch.tv/jayleevt

People think scientists put like mind control dna in the gmo veggies or something Mama they can't even keep the seeds out of grapes

Save me from old people using depop

i can't www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe/...

The box of popcorn we have has "100% whole grain popcorn" ... As opposed to what....