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Imagine being completely tied to a chair, while a toddler plays with a loaded gun in front of you. That's the trump presidency in a nutshell. #resist #trump

We are all that guy, whoever he is. Bravo, sir.

You vote blue 1) to help improve the quality of your own life and 2) to take a stand against dictatorships by holding this administration accountable. You vote red to 1) spread your anger, lies and hate toward the same people and issues trump hates. The contrast couldn't be clearer.

Explain this to me. Exactly HOW does extending a voting deadline for registered voters who are being intentionally delayed from voting by Bolsonaro so they can vote constitute rigging the election?

Trump translator 101: "Our country" = me and my billionaire donors. That's literally all he means. No one else. Remember this every time he says it.

Every vote for a Republican is a vote that enables this sick, warped glazing. Remember this when casting your ballot.

During a school shooting, children hide under their desks. After a school shooting, Republicans hide under their desks.

(checks notes) Yup, 9 for 9.

Fuck Meta. Fuck censorship. Fuck Zuck. Fuck oligarchs. No kings.

No psychopaths. No pedos. No elitists. No morons. No assholes. No Kings.

Ok SNL, you know the assignment. We'll be watching tomorrow night.

It's close, though.

I'm thinking Katie Zacharia should work for Pete Hegseth instead. He never passes a bar, either.

Guardians Of Pedophiles

A less than 15-minute first presser from Katie Zacharia. Obviously, being tasked with telling clear and outright fabrications took more out of her than she anticipated.

I voted straight Democrat ticket. If you're voting Republican, it means you want more of: * Diseases like measles to run unchecked * Voter suppression * Rampant bigotry * A theocracy * A crazy, demented, lying despot who has no plan to help Americans * A forever war Easiest choice ever.

Vote blue if you want any reproductive rights to remain in this country. ⬇️

Don't be a Schmitthead.

Jack Smith - "We proved beyond a reasonable doubt trump incited an insurrection because he couldn't handle losing." Republicans in response - "Do you believe in the tooth fairy?" "Do you believe in the Easter Bunny?" "You're a total dirtbag!" "Did you attend an Atlanta Hawks game in 2024?"

The wrong bastard passed away this evening. RIP PAC.

Suck it, Epstein Administration. #vote #voteearly

❌ Personal data requests ❌ Voter roll purges ❌ SAVE America Act ❌ Mail-in voting restrictions Now he wants to send ICE & feds to intimidate at the polls. He will try anything and everything to silence your voices under the guise of near non-existent voter fraud. He's TERRIFIED of losing his power.

Serious question. What is being done this time to prevent this?

Will they ever learn?

Sums it all up.

❌ Personal data requests ❌ Voter roll purges ❌ SAVE America Act ❌ Mail-in voting restrictions He'll try anything & everything to silence your voices under the guise of "voter fraud" (a false premise) because he's TERRIFIED of losing his power. That's the only reason. SCOTUS finally stood up to him.

Even the far right SCOTUS couldn't fuck this up. Thankfully, voting by mail remains safe, at least for now. Alito and Thomas dissented because they're absolutely delusional. There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in the Constitution which allows the president and the USPS to regulate federal elections.

Trump makes David Koresh look like Mr. Rogers.

18 U.S.C. § 597 makes it illegal to offer or make an expenditure to someone in exchange for voting, withholding a vote, or voting for or against a particular candidate. Just another in the long list of crimes he and Republicans are committing. Without consequences.

This planet is billions of years old, and somehow we're alive at the time trump is president, twice. Did we draw the short straw or what?

Uneducated, ignorant bigots will always be a much bigger danger to this country and to humanity than immigrants could ever hope to be.

If everyone keeps mocking this, there will be hell toupee.

It'll be Halloween in two months, but it's never too early to scare and repulse.

The only Lake America in existence is in trump's diaper.

Changing Lake Ontario to Lake America? Wait, that means.... S - Superior H - Huron A - America M- Michigan E - Erie Yup. That tracks.

In a world of trumps, be a Dolly Parton.

Of course Republicans love data centers. All their intelligence is artificial.

MAGA is a collection of the most defensive, pearl clutching hypocrites ever. Jon Ossoff simply used the words "travels with Natalie" (nothing else), and they immediately overplay their hand with accusations, knowing full well they are defending one of the most notorious serial adulterers today.

With trump siding with Kim Jong-un and North Korea, I don't want to hear another word from MAGA about Communists when it comes to Democrats. Look at your cult leader, then look in the mirror.

Today was South Korea's turn to get their backs turned on by Combover Caligula because they wouldn't aid him in his war of choice against Iran. This deranged psychopath will turn on anyone and everyone on a dime for any reason whatsoever and claim it's in America's best interests. Truly disgusting

Ghislaine Maxwell is getting better treatment than our brave sailers and Marines right now. Think about that.

It's easy to see this country's priorities are fucked up when the government is more interested in buying shock gloves for its' lawless thugs rather than take care of its' brave naval service people who have been stranded for months without clean food and essentials.

It's no longer Air Force One. It's now Panda Express. With an orange chicken hiding inside.

I don't want to hear ANOTHER WORD about a $500 billion dollar ballroom when he's perfectly fine hiding in a catering cart.

President Biden never hid in a airline catering cart. He never left journalists on Air Force One as virtual sacrificial lambs. Because he's not a cowardly demented prick.

I don't consider myself religious anymore, but if Biden outlives trump I'll have to reconsider.

Andy Ogles can't leave soon enough. He is the embodiment of fascism, extremism and bigotry. Good riddance, asshole.