Jay Cat

showing @alpewolf.bsky.social how cool heelpads are :3c paws.press/@pinball/117...

I like being small around my friends too 👀

a cat with glasses? absurd paws.press/@pinball/116...

I'm tired. Come scritch my ears and give me paw rubs. ☠️

Hello my tiny animal peoples in my phone:

It's a dog eat dog world and we call that vore

Hello my tiny animal peoples in my phone:

The legendary bangers of bangers and mash

Would you love me if I was a jock? 👉👈

*Cute Doctor* "this is x." *Me* oh that's for the clots right? Cute Doctor Joke's: it's actually to prevent clots. Me: HAHAHHAA OH MY GOD YOU'RE HILARIOUS why am I like this

Being my Valentine is a once in a lifetime experience~ @macromousie.bsky.social is the artist~

DND with a cat is risky. Your character dies...you...well...

"Hey Jay you put a perma spot on the wheel of temp times." Yeah :3 spin it

Would much rather be struggling in a stomach right now 👀💦

Officer it's not my fault. He told me 2010 was 15 years ago of course I got violent

You look so pretty!!!

I'm not flexible enough to bend over and touch my toes. :( can you just touch them for me

Never fails

In your kitchen eating your pizza

Kinda felt cute. 😖

No one is awake to make me breakfast. This must be what abuse feels like

*rubs jalapenos in your eyes* hey does this hurt

No no let me get that for you *baps your glass of water off the counter* :3

Half day at work. Time for a movie 🙌

If I find out your IRL name we're literally dating

Ah fuck I'm sorry dude I totally crushed ya my bad whoops

Some of you norma don't seem to watch your step around us small folks and it shows. >:I

If I ever told you I got you a gift. It's paws. It's always paws. Small folks tend to love them

If you ate me I'd be very into that just sayin

Would you smooch a cat?

Being small would break me~

You roll bad you get the bad end

I said I was into geeks, how did I end up in your miniature painting factory sweat shop? >:I

When @ballantine.bsky.social describes me to people

You roll bad you get the bad end

Put your tops in an electric collar to really motivate them. 👏

Who wants to get crammed by a cat. <3

Getting crushed after they climax is just so... hot. 👀💦 Just drifting an idle foot over to take care of me~ Just maintenance at that point