Eric

Eric

@jazzciggarettees.bsky.social

Buy the ticket, take the ride

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Why did the NDP have to have such a dip shit of a leader when the election happened?

Conor Curtis@conorcurtis.bsky.social

Carney has been making U.S. digital integration with Canadian defence *worse* while framing the situation as if it's just 'taking time' to diversify. Over 1 and 1/2 years is a LOT of time and he has, again not just done practically nothing, but doubled defence contracts with big U.S. tech. #CDNpoli

I've been at work for an hour and a half now and if I lived on the west coast I'd still be in bed. Kind of unfair when you really think about it

Florida Panthers losing their goalie for the next two weeks because he was hit with a puck. New contender for the funniest hockey story I've ever heard

Got it, his parents brain washed him

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

Michael Fusella supported President Trump for nearly a decade. But as the Iran war drags on and the cost of living continues to climb, the 21-year-old Republican said he feels betrayed by a president who said he’d end overseas conflicts and lower prices.

Oh, people are sharing Elon's posts on here again. I may just pull the trigger on blocking anyone sharing from twitter. Hell, even sharing what someone else shared from there.

5D chess right there. And some of you plebs think the rich are dumb....

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

🚨 VILE: Vivek Ramaswamy’s new attack ad against Amy Acton features her estranged mother, who stayed married to the man who sexually abused her daughter at age 12, even after his arrest. Now even conservatives are calling the ad disgusting. The horrifying story behind Vivek’s attack:

The Street Fighter movie was not good. Some of the worst dialogue I've heard in a long time and so much Andrew Schulz. Like an absurd amount of that no talent ass clown

One of the questions was about protecting against unauthorized access to our info. One option in the multiple choices was "Use booby traps to secure your work space"

Eric@jazzciggarettees.bsky.social

Almost 4 years at this company and today I'm watching all of the training videos I was supposed to back when I started

When did people decide it was okay to crowd surf from the back to the front? If everyone is looking forward, how are we supposed to know you're coming?

Real estate agents

Big Joel@bigjoel.bsky.social

my twitter feed is all these people saying that AI might be conscious, but instead of making a particular case for that, they just say, well u know I mean consciousness is pretty weird. how do u know people are conscious. robots COULD be conscious, etc. And I wonder who this is persuasive for

Bruno Mars' songs about how he would do anything for some unnamed "girl" are really confusing until you realize the girl he's talking about is a blackjack table

The Pumpkins were the headliner at a festival I went to in highschool, and I have never been happier to leave a concert early. Same thing with Nickelback. Thanks Edgefest.

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪@murderxbryan.bsky.social

I’m gonna be honest, this smashing pumpkins show is longer than I want to be listening to smashing pumpkins

Listen, as a teenage boy in the late nineties, I'm far more familiar with obscure racism than I care to be but I've never come across this particular bit. His brain is totally fried

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "The greatest ballroom ever built -- it's also a tremendous military complex with a drone port on top. Be careful. Don't fall over the edge. And only a Hispanic could survive that fall."

It's adorable that some Americans think things will be fine when Trump is gone. No, you've shown the rest of the world can't trust you. You're always one election away from upending everything. We're all going to sit back and enjoy your decline

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Araghchi, Iranian foreign minister, explains why US is untrustworthy: "In 2025 they offered negotiations, we accepted, then in the middle of negotiations they attacked us. Eight months later, again they offered negotiations, again we accepted, & again they attacked us in the middle of negotiations"

By now that place reeks of that awful stale Axe body spray stink. Like a nauseating sweetness.

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social

There’s a “pro-data center party” taking place in D.C. right now, with a generative AI photo booth, AI themed cocktails

Die Antwoord is coming America

Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social

Tough competition of course, but the Trump admin deciding that white South Africans are the only group of people on earth currently worthy of refugee status has to be the most overtly racist thing any administration has done in decades

Stop, I can only get so hard

Caroleeena@caroleeena.bsky.social

🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”