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Welp. Oldest crotch fruit got drafted to guest play for a 12U team yesterday and did so well the coach asked if he could play on his indoor soccer team this winter 😭 And ofc the kid said yes so never mind with soccer ending in a month 😩

I caved 😭

Caffeine withdrawals <<<< A cherry sakura redbull is SCREAMING out my name right now

When we were making donut buns with socks >>>>>>

This coming on when I’m on the stairmaster is dangerous omg

I love how all of us lactose intolerant people just take that as a suggestion instead of an actual dietary restriction 😭😭

Me reviewing letter sounds with my class this morning: “Okay, letter B says “buh” like “ball”. Quiet hands, what else says “buh”?” 👦🏽: basketball! 👧🏻: bunny! 👧🏾: banana! 👦🏿: balenciaga! Ykw, hell yeah. And yes, I gave the whole class a gummy worm after that cuz they got the sound right 😂

I kinda wish I was that black couch Meg was twerking on 😔

Me seeing my coworker walk PAST the sink when leaving the bathroom to get hand sanitizer instead “because it does the same thing”

Fuzzy weighted blankets >>>>>>>>>>

My body is saying it’s sick but my mind is saying “fuck you we’re deep in soccer season stop being pussy”

This was the most Thursday-ish Wednesday ever.

My rose bushes are currently the last plants standing. Everyone else has thrown the white hibernation flag 😭

I starved myself all day and now I’ve overeaten so it’s wraps for me I fear

Reaching the cold half of soccer season <<<<<<<<<<<<

Taint Tickling Tuesday!!

Gluteus Gushers is insane.

Having to decide what’s for dinner forever <<<<<<<<<<

My coworkers watching me catch and release a spider that was in the classroom instead of squishing it because I like spiders 😭

My water Stanley is ONLY for iced water and my coffee Stanley is ONLY for iced coffee and no I can’t just put whatever beverage in which one because it doesn’t work like that

Told yall bananas are the protagonists of fruits bsky.app/profile/jazz...

@killlthehype.blacksky.app you can take your gloomy weather back please and thank you. A storm blew in and broke my wind chimes 😭

Do I deserve a nap today? I haven’t really done anything lol

Also, I like Seven Havens a lottttt more than I thought I would 😭

Soccer is canceled and I’m so thankful cuz I did nottt feel like getting water boarded by the sideways rain today

Our students have learned to hide in closets and underneath desks before most of them have learned how to tie their shoes and that pisses me off. These poor babies..

This

The mf PRETTIEST TO EVER DO IT

Take mine too and double it. I want them to feel it in their asses

I caught like 4 strays and this was the first thing I saw up here in like 24 hours

Someone yell at me so I can finish this protein shake

With mustard >>>>>>

Taught my students “up high, down low, too slow” this morning and they think it’s the FUNNIEST thing 😭 now they keep doing it to each other and laughing maniacally

You mf need to LEARN HOW TO ZIPPER IM SO SICK OF YALL

Excuse me???

Frank Mitchell needed his ass BEAT

☹️ *puts doughnuts back in the box*

Me driving past a gas station and seeing gas for $3.69

🙂‍↔️ last day of November in my household and gone before New Years lmaoo

@thiqkkmamii.bsky.social happy birthday gorgeous!!!!