Jb Evain

Jb Evain

@jb.evain.net

C# and .NET for game developers at Microsoft. Update is called once per frame. Transplanted Cascadian. I have friends everywhere.

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While everyone agrees that being disease free is ideal, when given the choice of bubonic plague and flu, it’s a bit annoying when people are like “yeah but having the flu sucks” and “there was a lot of inflation when I got the flu”.

How lucky I was to experience internet, And participate in open-source, In the early 2000s.

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Part of my literal job is to fly out to physical game studios to rescue and recover historical materials that might be endangered and put them in a permanent archive. @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social is a 501(c)3 publicly funded to do that, my DMs are open, and I'm free for the next couple weeks...

Temporarily embarrassed billionaires.

Dennis Detwiller@drgonzo123.bsky.social

“Listen, I know taxing the ultra-rich would fix almost everything, but what you’re not understanding is that it ruins the fantasy of my inevitable rise to billionaire status.”

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Annoying that Roslyn won't let me declare `static short Main()` for when I want to run my C# on 16-bit computers.

Annoying that Roslyn won't let me declare `static short Main()` for when I want to run my C# on 16-bit computers.

Voted for the midterms. Amidst the blatant corruption and turmoil it would be laughable if it wasn't so infuriating that I had to vote “no I do not wish a doctor has to verify the sex of a kid before allowing them to play sports”. Get fucked.

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I see we're having a debate about whether it's okay to go back to "X," the site owned by a trillionaire fascist who is currently bankrolling the GOP's midterm, throttled Ukraine's war effort, and still winkingly allows vast amounts of CSAM on his service Answer: No, what the fuck is wrong with you

There has to be a long composite German word for the utter and complete embarassment with the political state of your country.

Sorry @migueldeicaza.bsky.social I’m in need of your advice. I’m traveling 10/22 to 10/27. Do I get the Duo delivered on 10/23 to my airport hotel and do the switch on hotel wifi, or do I take the coward’s way out and wait until I’m home?

One day, after years of unsuccessful attempts at a hard debugger for Mono by the team, Zoltan just showed up with a soft debugger for Mono, and that changed the entire Mono developer experience. Now that was a feat.

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the death of software feats

I hope you need to squeeze between tight spaces in Space Corridor to load a new section of the Space Corridor.

I’m beginning to think that upgrading to the Apple Watch Ultra 4 didn’t fill the void in my heart.

Most APIs should be _no_problem by default when you think about it.

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`pthread_setname_np`. pthread set name no problem, beautiful.