Jarrett Bailey

🚨Career Announcement🚨 I’m now with SB Nation and Vox Media on a full-time basis covering the Steelers and the NFL as a whole. Grateful, excited, and hungry as ever.

I watched Ben Roethlisberger play with broken bones multiple times. Philip Rivers played with a torn ACL. Josh Allen played with a broken foot. 42 year old Aaron Rodgers played with a broken wrist. Lamar Jackson missing this much time again is more than enough for Ravens fans to be annoyed.

Pat McAfee Rest now, brother. We have the watch. I’ll see you in Valhalla.

Why did they take two minutes away from Chris Berman? It was the fastest THREE minutes. This country is going to hell.

That’s why you deal with George Pickens

Entering Week 7, Aaron Rodgers was the league’s worst QB in terms of EPA against single-high coverage (36th out of 36 QBs with 25 DBs) Rodgers was 8th in total EPA in Week 7 vs. single-high looks, which the Saints ran the 2nd-most of any team.

I’m all for rattling weirdos who have a parasocial relationship with a billionaire

The Chiefs scored just 3 points against the Seahawks, tied for the lowest point total of Patrick Mahomes’ career. The only other time a Mahomes-led Chiefs team scored only 3 points was Week 7 of the 2021 season against the Titans

The Chiefs legitimately need a new kicker

Mahomes got LEVELED

So should Brian Thomas Jr just book a flight to KC now or?

The Chiefs can’t cover anyone. But they make up for it by not being able to tackle either.

Harrison Butker, get ready to learn the kitchen, buddy

Sam Darnold with the ultimate Sam Darnold shit-in-his-hands-and-clap play

The Seahawks have a sniper aimed at Sneed

OKADA INTERCEPTION

Seahawks defense got Mahomes in the Walls of Jericho

That’s how I found out Velus Jones was still in the league

I get the Lions going for it there. Better for the Packers to score quick and not kill the remaining 4 minutes.

The refs in Lions-Packers should legitimately be fired and never allowed to work a game again. This is beyond abysmal.

GET JORDAN LOVE RECEIVERS WHO CAN CATCH, JESUS CHRIST

That face pretty much sums up Cardinals football

Matthew Golden would be so good if he didn’t have 2 soul crushing drops every week

The Cardinals should be forced to disband. Just finish the season with 31 teams. If you’re letting this Broncos offense do that to you, just pack it in.

How bout we get Trey McBride on a winner instead of that butthole salad of a Cardinals team

Goff and Amon-Ra having one of those days

Watching the Broncos and Cardinals offenses is giving me hemmoroids

If you miss a 26 yard FG you should automatically have to retire. You have one job, man.

Beautiful

Chop Robinson!

Watching Daniel Jones should entitle me to financial compensation

HOW did that ball get to Cooper

Watching the Colts offense try to outplay that psycho Brian Flores and his heavy blitzes every down is painful

Incredible throw and catch from Stroud to Harrison

Zac Taylor shouldn’t have a job tomorrow

This is an embarrassing performance from the Bengals

Kalijah Cancey with a swanton into the end zone. Bam Bam Bigelow would be proud of the high flying big man

Zay Flowers has been ungodly this year

Chase Young having a big second half. Bad rep there from Fautanu.

Zach Frazier First-Team All-Pro

Steelers 3rd down defense is abysmal

Bill Vinovich is a terrorist

Man I was JUST thinking, you know what would make this game better? A Burna Boy concert

Since it’s halftime, I’ll complain some more about presentation stuff. I hate how every commercial break is led in with Renegade playing by the broadcast after a big Steelers play. We get it. I promise, there’s so much more to Pittsburgh than “yinz” Renegade, and Primanti’s

Pittsburgh Steelers legend Tyler Warren

I’m trying hard not to f-bomb on here so much, but these constant contested fades to Metcalf that sail 30 yards out of bounds are testing me.

Throw to 17. Stop force feeding 4.

Steelers playing off at the 1 lol. Sure, man.

The Steelers have gotten a pair of takeaways overturned and dropped another. The ball is trying to bounce their way

Steelers defense gets crushed underneath every week. You think they’d adjust.

Steelers need to leave Danny Crossman in Paris. Special teams could mess up a wet dream.