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My Apple Note for my annual physical next week has an item that just says “head thing”

“Jolene”, but she keeps saying “Jolene” another four times

The cats don’t *know* we’re masturbating? Or don’t *care*? It matters.

“I will drown you in water” is my new favorite threat.

Haha they tried cheating on each other but turns out they both liked pina coladas!

Name a Kenny singer I don’t like, you can’t

I check my pits to remember if I put on deodorant the same as any man, one sniff at a time

Can’t stop thinking about Celine Dion’s nights of endless pleasure

Literally half the people in this country are below median intelligence and that is shocking

I want my dog to understand me better but asking him to try would cheapen it?

I’m going to take two weeks off and just work on passwords

If I was a Native American my Native American name would be Two Cakes

If we have a problem you can bet your ass my wife is telling Houston