Jennifer Colyer

Women and girls: “please help us retain essential healthcare. Elect this capable woman. We’re actually dying.” The American electorate: “fuck off.”

CAN PEOPLE PLEASE NOT RIDE EBIKES ON THE GODDAMN TRAIN PLATFORM? Thank you.

Sing it, sister!

#NoKingsRedBank @noneck.org thanks for the t-shirt!

We have this. And this is very good. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/06/u...

Indeed

What a disgusting display. www.wsj.com/politics/tru...

It’s fake, it’s all fake

Is this the right headline? Or would “Historic and Illegal Deployment of US marines Against Americans Threatens Liberal Democracy“ be more accurate?

“So there were no consequences for that bone saw murder? None? Tell me more…”

Get that money. A, C, E uptown track, 14th Street Manhattan

Sunday bake: Banana bread.

All-American Chocolate Butter Cake made by request. #baking

Why is the #bakingandpastry feed no longer about baking and pastry?

Tulips! Unlikely levels of beauty in the Broadway median. #manhattan #springtime

It’s spring in Central Park!

Did Pope Francis really have to spend part of his last day on earth with JD Vance?

www.nytimes.com/2025/04/10/u... Idiotic cruelty? Cruel idiocy?

@kenwhite.bsky.social isn’t there a law forbidding this? Not that the administration would care but may the US remove citizens from its borders?

I really really hate these people.

Clown show.

This is surprising considering the third circuit’s opinion on this matter. Anyone have color to share? @fatalnyc.bsky.social

Vile.

Ah, for the simple days when “time for some traffic in Fort Lee” was cause for a federal indictment. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/n...

Why yes. Yes it does. It’s also an authoritarian machination worthy of Putin but who’s counting?

What the hell is going on over there? What two state solution? In what year is this headline writer living? Etc.

What is this Chuck Schumer reference all about?!

I love when I get into a taxi and there’s no plastic barrier because the driver owns the car. It’s a little Manhattan treat.

Hey Dearborn, this good for you? www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...

To purses of money in the year of the snake. With thanks to @unlawfulentries.bsky.social for posting the recipe from msshiandmrhe.com. 🐍

Hey Dearborn, how’s this working out for you? www.nytimes.com/2025/01/25/u...

It’s so very sad.

Despite that my mother was Danish and lived to 94, today I learned that it’s Danish custom to smash plates on your friends’ doors for New Years. Seems the theory is walking on broken glass (possibly while drinking aquavit?) brings happiness and luck.

www.nytimes.com/2024/12/16/u... Just sitting around reading about more loose ends that the founders left.

Sunday baking: Apple Blueberry Galette.

Yes nacho yes ancho yes honcho no ocho. ¿Por qué, Sam?#nytspellingbee @samerz.bsky.social

Yes nacho yes ancho yes honcho no ocho. ¿Por qué, Sam?#nytspellingbee @samerz.bsky.social

For me usually 2:30 and 4:30 but yes. Yes.

Dramatist

I find cybertrucks provoking.

Saturday baking part II: Apple cinnamon galette.

Saturday baking part I: chocolate sugar cookies.

The Seattle Times has no fucks left to give. “As one of the country’s very few family-owned and -operated metro newspapers left, The Seattle Times is also apparently one of the few whose editorial board is willing to endorse presidential candidates.” www.seattletimes.com/opinion/hell...

Is Vance a White Walker?

Baking apple cakes for 5785! #shanatova #baking

He’s come a long way.

I thought I’d bake a peach cake.