Jonathan Ammon

I guess Pope Leo knows how it felt to be a Reds fan in 2012.

I don't think the designers of Galactic Racer anticipated the decline in fine motor skills of the aging Star Wars fanbase.

"The show doesn't go on because it's ready. It goes on because it's 11:30. Unless there's football, obviously." - Lorne Michaels, I guess.

Subscription canceled.

Pete Crow-Armstrong is a Dick-Asshole.

The Great Lakes were always HOMES, but now, thanks to Trump, they are SHAME. (timestamping this joke in case I'm first 🤞)

Oh he's 🏃‍♂️‍➡️!

Now who's going to protect us from the Islamo-fascist Green Agenda?

For God's sake listen to yourself, Amazon! (also, I was home and awake)

Seated, waiting to find out if Spielberg can make me forget I don't believe in any of this.

My Top Ten Spielberg films: 1. Raiders of the Lost Ark 2. Close Encounters of the Third Kind 3. E.T. 4. Temple of Doom 5. Jaws 6. Last Crusade 7. Empire of the Sun 8. Jurassic Park 9. 1941 10. Duel It might seem like 20th century bias, but it's more about Kaminski.

CNN does a story on the dangers of AI video scams, then goes to a commercial break full of sketchy AI-generated ads for Medicare grocery cards.

Every Saturday I'm amazed anew at the great lengths Fox will go to to prevent baseball fans from watching their team play.

A couple friends and I spent much of the pandemic brainstorming a Looney Tunes kid-friendly horror movie called "Scared Silly." It would have been worth it just for the poster, IMO. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

I will never understand why Fox Sports pays for the rights to a game just to black it out everywhere.

The @reds.com are for real!

Still haven't made it out to see Project Hail Mary. Sometimes I don't even recognize the face I see in the mirror.

I haven't seen anyone point out the bizarre fact that "Magyar" is the Hungarian word for "Hungarian." Seems like lazy writing.

Why does an open can of Zero Sugar Tropical 7-Up always sound like there's a tiny fish swimming in it?

Missed the end of the Oscars because local ABC interrupted for coverage of the stupid line of unstoppable tornadoes headed our way, so I went to Hulu where they've been advertising it would be live streamed but it wasn't there either, so I guess I'll go hide in the closet now, thanks for nothing.

Charlie Band alert! Get those paychecks up front, people!

I'm afraid Spielberg has gone full Shyamalan.

I once ate shrimp with the guy who played Bubba in Forrest Gump. In my apartment even!

Remember when good things used to happen sometimes?

(whispers) Iger and Bergman have a point though

Looking forward to seeing Tim Blake Nelson's portrayal of Bovino in the movie about all this (obviously using forced perspective to make him short enough).

He is the dumbest human being alive.

Hate to be the party-pooper, but there hasn't been a good year ending with 6 in 250 years.

Episode 7 of #Plur1bus made me wonder if David Letterman had a plan for getting Larry 'Bud' Melman across the Darién Gap.

"Your honor, the prosecution is cherry-picking evidence against my client. What about all the places they could have found his fingerprints that WEREN'T the murder weapon?"

Please, Hegseth, keep shining your spotlight on Mark Kelly. This is how we finally get an astronaut president.

A movie that takes place where you're from.

Tough times for comedy writers. I watched four different late night monologues tonight, all with a variation of the same Trump joke. Tempted to watch Fallon to see if it was 5 for 5. But not tempted enough.

The real James Bond is the faceless silhouette who turns and fires his gun at the beginning. Every other depiction of the character is just a fun riff on him.

Well I believe Kim Kardashian is a hoax, so there.

If only MLB could come up with a simple rule change that would prevent 17-inning games in the World Series.

Halloween comes a little early in Canada. Because of the early harvest. (throws blue card through window)

I can't bring myself to root for the Toronto Blue Jays, but at least if they win the World Series, the players won't go to the White House.

Danny DeVito finally gets a chance to fulfill his destiny.

ESPN's onscreen graphics are poorly designed and ineptly operated. That's all I have to say about that series.

Rob Lowe is a traitor

Fox Sports really knows how to make baseball unwatchable. Tonight's crew is apparently broadcasting from a storm drain beneath Great American Ballpark.

@wkrnnews2.bsky.social My family will no longer be watching local news on WKRN due to Nexstar's censorship of Jimmy Kimmel.

This is the worst thing America has ever done to itself.

I liked when the ugly late night drama was Jay Leno hiding in a closet.

If you had told me in 1983 that in 2025 someone would win an Emmy for writing a TV show about Mon Mothma, I would have been fairly confident it was going to be me.

That feeling when you’re way older than all the "you're not too old" examples.