JD

There is nothing better than ordering a Pizza with my 1980s landline phone.

Of all the things that could happen, IKEA making Skyrim mods was not in my bullshit bingo card for this year youtu.be/iZODN0QUgjI

@octofficialmusic.bsky.social thank you guys for that awesome concert! You’ve smashed any expectations I had, great showmanship!That roll goes on the shelf

Ever since I injured my vocal chords (they’re mostly fine by now) I lost my Awooo. My last con made it obvious to me. I just can’t do it anymore

Great. They brought me Meta AI on my Garmin. FOR WHAT ON EARTH do I NEED Mark Zuckerbots AI on my bicycle satnav?! (That can only use very slow Internet over Bluetooth from my phone)

Great, I got a vocalcord hemorrhage. A big one. Happened at a restaurant and really confused the waiter because ich was taking normal and the next time they came I sounded like I should be in bed drinking tea And it’s for the stupidest reason because I choked on my drink and had to cough pretty hard

Please don’t tell me I’m the only one who misses the battery tester on old Duracells. Why did the got rid of it? It was so useful!

Frozen gaze.

Got some recaps ^^

I really can’t open any from of social media anymore without getting spoiled of Zootopia 2. Wish I could see the movie but I can’t go alone and no one is interested to drive with me to a different city because that’s the only cinema which has it in 2D. That RealD stuff makes me really sick.

Is that aging? I’m so happy that I finally conquered the gyroscopic issues of my washing machine. It always had a small, specific rpm range right before it spins where it rotated itself in place a couple degrees. Got some thin AEG silicone pads and now it stays like bolted on.

Apparently remixing a video is now more important to YouTube than the name of the channel yore watching. That one got shoved up a line next to the views counter. That platform is literally destroying itself as we speak. Btw check out their video on the Coca Cola AI Christmas ad

A week of planning, waiting patiently, came to full realization on Friday with what can only be described as the best intro ever to my stream.

My dad is in Leipzig right now and I started an experiment: I told him to visit the manga store and pick one up for me. The rules were that it has to be the first book of a series and that he is not allowed to ask the workers for help. I got the message that he picked one up. I wonder what it’ll be!

The Wall fell, but the vibes rose. Welcome to the furry future of East German retrofantasy #Trabant And many thanks for the opportunity at #RFC2025 🎞️ @jdcarnin.bsky.social 🪡 @whitewingcreations.de #Sergal #Fursuit #Furry #Furryfandom #FursuitEveryday #SergalSunday

This is probably the silliest thing I‘m doing in recent history, but a friend came up with a bet, that I can’t get @bad-dragon.com to follow me. And he’s right, the only thing I’m able to do is to politely ask. So do you wanna help me out to get my 5€? lmao

The differences between PC and Mac: Forgot to turn both off when I went on con vacation for 3 weeks. Mac: Shrugs it off and complains that my Backup target was turned off for 3 weeks. PC: Breaks the whole windows installation and makes me work an hour to get it back up and running.

This poor clip only got 3 views on Twitch, but good gawd does it tell you all you ever need to know about my streams, and thus I shall allow it to live.

I don’t watch TV so the whole Ralf Schuhmacher thing passed me by unnoticed. But why is he on MY instagram now? You can’t flee. He’s gonna get you one day apparently. And then he buys your car.

@jamietftsb.bsky.social my local transit agency has a mascot too, it’s a piglet called Willi. It comes from the Ferkeltaxen (BR771) they used back in the day

Now I’ve must seen it all. Had a nun standing next to me at the train station ripping phat clouds from a joint ><

Finally!

3h delay on my train home because of Trainsurfers. Saw them and called the cops. Actually the Bundespolizei, the German equivalent of the FBI. They were trying to climb on top of the engine on the moving train. Overhead wire has 15kV. So instead of 9pm I’m home now, at midnight.

Thanks, I don’t vote for N*zis.

It official now

Sometimes I wonder what my dog thinks. Every day she begs for my afternoon coffee and at some point I started pointing the mug towards her. She immediately steps back and gives me a look like I insulted her whole family. But when I continue to drink my coffee, she also starts begging for it again.

I just learned, that part of my daily commute, pretty much in front of my door, is a Strava segment. It’s 333 meters with a 4% incline. Current KoM time is 28 seconds. Now I need to beat whoever is current record holder. No more commuting speed up there. It’s race time from now on

You know you’re getting old when your knee pops so loud, that it startles the dog.

@skylight.social will the app be available outside of the US? Went to install it but it says it's not available in my region. I'm in europe for that matter

Ok, apparently this is a thing. This was above the house for a couple minutes before it just disappeared. Had to google it, apparently that happens when a rocket dumps fuel in space.

I wonder how many elevator foamers gonna be drooling over the completely original Otis Europa 2000 Elevator in the Apt Building I just moved into

Another logo commission done 😮‍💨

I talked a Friend of mine into making furry art for the first time and they drew a ref for another friend as a little challenge. I think it turned out pretty good actually. Maybe show them some love over on instagram as it’s their only social media. @ kunst_vagabund @ penartrebel (old account)

Buses have two modes. Too early or too late. Today I had the early type. It left whole 10min early. Therefore I missed it. I have to wait 30min in the cold and then another 30 at my changeover as I won’t make my connection. Maybe the next one is early as well so I don’t have to wait as long 🤷‍♂️

Die AfD bekämpft man, indem man die wahren Probleme der Menschen löst: Wohnkosten, Arbeitsplatz, Pflegenotstand, Kinder- & Altersarmut, Beteiligungsdefizite, Bildungsgerechtigkeit, marode Infrastruktur, fehlende Zukunftsvisionen. Das Wahlprogramm der AfD & Weidel schweigen hierzu. #PIRATEN

Heads up to all fellow Beatsaber Streamers/ Players who use the Cinema mod for music video integration. It stopped working a couple days ago as yt changed stuff. The mod got last updated in 03/23. Replace the yt-dlp and ffmpeg exe files in the libs folder with the newest version and it works again ✌️