JD Long

I want a Dropkick Murphys cover of The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald.

Delta First Class now offers Shake Shack burgers on pre-order. Because they know I'm first class but simultaneously low class all at the same. So is the duality of JD Long. And yes, I will have a beer with that, thank you.

The first rule of LLM use is, just don’t talk about it. At best it’ll sound like “this one time at band camp.” At worst it sounds like you’re brain damaged.

Using distilled flash llm models be like…

sure, your budget is stressed. but the transfer of wealth from the working class to my cronies has never been stronger! It's amazing. NOBODY transfers wealth better than Trump. Nobody!

I have a colleague referring to agentic coding as "Swedish Chef Coding" and I must admit that it's much more work friendly than "Cuck Coding".. you know, where you are forced to just watch...

<holds up big red foam #1 finger> hell, yeah! suck it "Greatest Generation" look who's #1 now!! sorry, just trying to make the best of a bad situation.

did they think they were building companion robots for lonely seniors? This feels like the engineers building the FaceEater 5000 petitioning for their creations not to be used for face eating.

My trusty Synology NAS stopped booting. dang, it's only, <checks notes> um... 15 years old. I think it may be the oldest electronic thing in my house. And what's amazing is I install the drives in the latest model and the software is like, "hey, cool. want to migrate form an older model?"

Forget the Big Mac index and hoarding gold. I’m hoarding Tommy Guns.

🎼 Dumb ways to die... so many dumb ways to die...

Incredible

Nailed it.

I hate it here…

Yes completely unrelated. And neither required complicated AI attacks to exploit. Happy hump day!

Proper use of Wald’s airplane. I’ll allow it.

G-Wash knows what’s up.

Skill issue.

I drove by Azure useast 2 yesterday. Guy at the guard station said I can’t come in even if I show him my receipts for $100k/mo. So much for impressing my wife.

After a brief but institution-eroding slop science era, it increasingly looks like we are going to have 2 revolutions from AI: 1) Everything ever published will be re-read and re-judged in ways that human scientists never anticipated 2) Novel discoveries will start to come faster than we can absorb

I love how quirky student radio stations are. Honk if dolphins!

Oh look… it’s a @hadley.nz agent.

It’s really her fault. She made him hit her. What else could he do after the things she said?

Inside of me are two Damascus goats. They are making cocktails and discussing stochastic calculus with entirely too much profanity.

yet still I read headlines every few weeks where a journalist conflates revenue with profit.

Just tag me next time, cowards.

"The officials... did not specify who in the White House made the decision..." Sorry... how many people are there "inside" this White House who ultimately decide what orders to give the Pentagon? I was led to believe the number was one (1)? www.reuters.com/world/europe...

It’s awesome that GLM is a LLM model name and a generalized linear model. Because there was not enough confusion in the ML space.

I don't want this to come across as a defense of JD Vance, but my wife, at least once a day, turns to our dog, Sparky, and says, “It’s very clear to me that he’s full of shit.” And I'm pretty sure she's talking about me.

"I want 5000 of those... whatever they are. They're perfect. No homo." -Pete Hegseth, probably.

"all that matters is me. see these doctors? all for me. if you die? fuck you. seriously they won't do a thing. I'm the very special boy here, not you. you're collateral damage."

The next Bond villain should be Sycophants Galore.

I already hated Salesforce, but they keep giving me reasons to hate even harder. Boot lickers.

I bought this old bucket trailer off FB marketplace and it had a stupid truck cab where the trailer hitch belongs. Luckily I’ve got a reciprocating saw and a destructive attitude.

I got pissed off at my consumer grade AA headlamps not being bright enough or lasting long enough. So I took matters into my own hands. Swappable 20v dewalt tool battery and an LED off road light. Needs a belt clip on the battery.

Fireworks took Kimi K3 and removed a bunch of the "thinking" loops that didn't help coding. and made a model that's almost as good as K K3 at coding but 40% cheaper. Interesting.

<takes a drag on a cig> yeah, this right here.

My kid has started a Letterboxd list called Killer Sweaters for films where the killer wears a great sweater and they've asked me to throw it out to Bluesky for more because "that's the kind of thing those weirdos like to do"

Makerworld has something for everyone.