JD Willhite

Based on his comments about other men's bodies which he makes constantly, I'm going to state the obvious - TacoTits is a closeted homosexual and has been for his whole life.

Just remember - there's an UGH in McConaughey. Seems appropriate.

It's not hard to figure out. Take a look at any map of "greater Israel". Notice that it encompasses most of the territory in the middle east. This is what the Israelis want, and they will kill every Palestinian Arab until it is achieved. Genocidal criminals.

Nothing tickles me more lately than watching video of the Gaping Orange Asshole slurring out some squawk about something or someone being "woke"...and then promptly dozing off while the cameras watch him fart and drool with his eyes closed.

I will not be watching the televised firing squad execution that Pete Kegsbreath has chosen for his next boner-raising video, and I believe that anyone who does watch is terminally ill with a case of the Shitforbrains Virus. And...in your guts, you know he's nuts.

Recieved today a piece of Israeli propaganda put out by the "Clocktower X LLC" organiztion with instructions to contact the U.S.Justice Dept. for further information. So now we're responsible for putting out AND PAYING FOR Netanyahu's bullshit. Great. Just great. And in your guts you know he's nuts.

I look at the various burger joint ads on TV and I wonder - most normal humans cannot dislocate ther jaw to open their mouth wider. How is any normal person supposed to get their mouth around a "triple bacon burger with cheese" with all the salad and the 4 buns that go with it?

I'm curious...if the tarp covering part of the Kennedy Center were to be doused with a flammable liquid and set alight, would it burn? Just asking. No reason.

And while we're at it, how about a moratorium on re-prints of every lunatic rant that he spews? I don't need a reminder that in your guts, you know he's nuts.

I think all photos of His Orangeness should be removed from all platforms in solidarity with the news networks that have been banned from the White House. Make his face go away!!

Remember...in your guts, you know he's nuts.

It amuses me to hear something described as the "private equity industry". An industry builds something. Private equity builds nothing but debt. Oh, and remember...in your guts, you know he's nuts.

And now we find out that Kashout Patel has eliminated the prohibition against bestiality for F.B.I. recruits, allowing the hiring of all kinds of sheep-fuckers, dog-fuckers and stars of Tiajuana donkey shows to be in charge of Federal law enforcement. Great. Just great. Can't wait. 🤮

Is anyone else irritated by the "spelling censorship" in some posts? "Se*ual", "R*pe", "Pen*s", etc. - We're all adults, we can survive seeing the correct spelling. Furthermore...In your guts, you know he's nuts.

It's a new day, but still...in your guts, you know he's nuts.

In your guts, you know he's nuts.

I've decided to post the "In Your Guts, You Know He's Nuts" slogan at least once every day on every platform I subscribe to. May not do any good, but it sure makes ME feel better.

On newsstands now.

I'm glad that I was born when vaccines were required to go to school. As a result, I was saved from polio, smallpox, and a host of other diseases - unfortunately, I still caught measles due to the unavailability of the MMR vaccine at that point, but I was able to avoid being crippled.

R.I.P. Frank Beard. One of the era's best drummers. Man, it's gettin' hard to open up the paper each morning.

Hint for all of the "Must have morning coffee" posters - a hit or two of pot along with it REALLY starts the morning right.

Reading TacoTit's comments on Biden's cancer makes me wish for him to be afflicted with every type of cancer known to man ALL AT ONCE, starting right now.

I've decided that I will no longer read any post consisting of a long quote from Ol' TacoTits. They've just become too whiny and boring to get through. I'll wait for the summary on the news feed.

I have grown terminally tired of the various flavors of vaccine skeptics spouting off about the "dangers" of vaccines. I was in grade school when I was vaccinated for polio. Prior to that time, all of us lived in fear of this disease. All of us knew that we might be next. Jonas Salk!!!!

I feel so fortunate that I'm able to get my eggs from a neighbor rather than the grocery store. One supplier is better than trying to guess where your eggs come from and how they might have been treated before you got them.

We've gone from a president speaking about foreign and domestic affairs to one that can't seem to discuss anything except whatever flits through his thoughts at the moment. This is the movie Idiocracy, being played out every damn day, and no one will call it what it is- senility.

If I hear one more iteration of "...like no one has ever seen before", I'm going to puke. Which means later on today, probably.

In a perfectly apt collision of name and result, the contract for the Reflecting Pool refurbishment went to...Greenwater Services. You can't make this stuff up.

I'v finally gotten to 500 followers. Thanks, guys. More than I expected, for sure.

Question re: all the data centers being constructed - what in the hell is all this "data" being used for? There's not that many idiots building AI slop on their phones.

If so many Congress members have seen the unredacted Epstein files, with all the names shown in full, then why in the hell are they all holding back on releasing them? Are they all IN THE FILES? Give us the names. RIGHT NOW. Don't wait until your book comes out.

My preferred laundry soap is now in a bottle half the former size, at the same price as before. Thanks, DonOld.

I think that the proper way to deal with constantly-interrupting interviewers is to say, in a assertive voice, "Will you please stop interrupting me and let me finish?" And do it every time they interrupt you.

I would boycott CBS now, were it not for the fact that I stopped watching network television after the last election.

I'm going to add my voice to those calling Bullshit on this whole WHCD "assassination attempt" thing, although I'll never be heard in this immense crowd.

The Taco Administration = World's First 100- Clown Circus.

I for one simply school past endless repetitions of TacoTit's rants. I know they are just the ravings of a madman and I'm sick and tired of seeing them reprinted over and over again. We get it. He's nuts. Stop repeating everything he says.

Referring to the whole Nation of Israel as literal Nazis may be unfair, but I think they imported their government from the Nazis.

I don't think Americans have to worry about getting a passport any more. Pretty soon there won't be any country willing to admit them, passport or not.

We ought to invent a new logo icon that one could use in place of TacoTit's latest rant so that those who wanted to say something about it could just use the icon instead of including a cut-and-paste of the rant itself.

We ought to invent a new logo icon that one could use in place of TacoTit's latest rant so that those who wanted to say something about it could just use the icon instead of including a cut-and-paste of the rant itself.

Celebrating Pam Bondi's exit feels kinda good, except it's kinda like having the filling in your sandwich changed from dog shit (Bondi) to horse shit (Todd Blanche).

I have stopped buying Hulu cards and am no longer using Hulu. Since the Disney takeover, the Hulu card has become impossible to use without a 45-min. phone call, changing my password for the umpteenth time and a very unpleasant conversation with a Hulu agent who cannot speak English. Enough!

One thing I've noticed every time an election comes around - the lack of party affilliation symbols or wording on anyone's campaign signs. You'd almost think that no one is proud to be associated with their party, or they are in fear of being identified with it. Curious.

It doesn't matter if his polling gets to 0% approval. HE"S STILL IN OFFICE AND WILL BE UNTIL HIS TERM IS OVER OR HE DIES. Polling is great. Reality sucks.

Remember: TacoTits voters have voted a total of THREE times for the moron. THREE TIMES. Once I can understand. Twice, you must be a little stupid. THREE TIMES - "a little stupid" is putting it mildly.