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I AM MOVING BACK UPSTAIRS I HOPE IT HAS BEEN LONG ENOUGH I AM SO BUSY AT WORK I CANNOT GET SICK RIGHT NOW

Haunting zombie baby scenes captivate viewers

Is it pronounced sprague or sprague?

Day 4 and I am going through snuggle withdrawals. It’s severe.

I hate how trump has forever influenced the way I pronounce “china”.

Carl and Donut, book 6. #DCC

Jesus. I get the weirdest fucking ads.

Digger was really good all the haters are crazy

Last of the rhubarb!

Crisis averted. Turns out I put the plan in my stash rather than reading it. 🤣

Least friendly Starbucks employee: “Hello” “What are you getting” “What else” “Ok”

Trying to watch Eyes Wide Shut for the first time in a bajillion years and I cannot with this piano score. It’s terrible and annoying. Tom’s hair looks good tho.

I got the antler chandelier plan! Buuuuut it’s not in my build menu 🥲 #fallout76

You can pay $29 out of pocket to get your mammogram images screened by Transpara AI. 1) No. 2) I find it hard to believe the radiologist aren’t already using something like this, even if you don’t consent & pay.

I somehow managed to accidentally save this photo from a Facebook post today. No idea how that happened but I am intrigued.

What are these baloney rewards in daily ops in #fallout76 how am I ever going to get the antler chandelier 🥲

We fired someone I already knew was getting fired so this was unnecessarily secretive.

Boss (secretly): “something’s happening in an hour, but I can’t tell you right now”. 😳

EVERYONE THEY HAVE EGG NOG AT COSTCO

👌

Someone posted on a local freecycle group asking for something which I have and offered and they said “yes please” but then said nothing else to me and i guess they’re expecting me to do all the leg work of reaching out and arranging getting it to them. Absolutely not. Back into the donate pile.

I never played The Ocarina of Time and I want to play the remaster when it comes out but I cannot play games that don’t give me the option to invert my controls. I hope this is an option.

Adorable!

I want this but I cannot think of an actual use for it (in my house)

Jimothy impulse buy.

When there’s a bunch of traffic stopped in movies and shows they always depict people honking a bunch. Do people actually do this? I have never been held up in traffic where people honk.

Where’s the grim reaper claw machine meme I have not seen this the last two days as expected

Chewy what’s happening here 👀

Costco has the Lego pothos for $15 off! $60 for this set feels high given the number of pieces but maybe it’s those leaf pieces making it so much.

I have access to a coworker’s email because he was out on leave for a while. A guy in his 50’s, kind of dim, incredibly hairy, his voice is always phlegmy. Looking for something in Outlook today & see he’s either cheating on his wife or being catfished by someone named Emily. Probably the latter.

My Canadian coworker lost his wallet the other day at our US office which meant he couldn’t get home until he found it. Hours later, after checking the cameras, he found it in a garbage can in the warehouse. His name is now Trash Can.

Hello Kitty x Godzilla nudges out Hello Kitty x TMNT as my favorite Happy Meal toy.

Wife gone for work, day 2. Making less good dinner choices. I did clean the kitchen, vacuum, and change the bedding though so that’s something.

Exciting things I am doing while my wife is on a work trip: - organzing under the bathroom sink. - using my electric lint remover to take the pilling off a sweater. - eating tomatoes from the garden with tinned fish for dinner.

Made it until August 2026.

A guy at work’s wife died unexpectedly while she was out of town on a trip without him and he’s back in the office this week and now there’s a card going around for him and WHAT DO YOU EVEN SAY TO SOMEONE IN THIS SCENARIO

In Splatoon Raiders why do the enemies sometimes just… disappear? 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

IT’S HAPPENING

Bird (Meeting) of the Day: House Finch

My life flashed before my eyes #splatoon

Playing RV There Yet and fuuuuuu we might be soft locked. In that fricken cave cavern and the RV is almost destroyed at the last checkpoint. Baloney!

The other day my coworker explained to me a snack he made that was so delicious and he was so excited about it and it was… cinnamon toast. I had to break it to him that he did not invent this but because it was such a universal experience I too had eaten it and agreed it was very good.