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821 more days of humanitarian missile strikes....

836 more days of "blow up Los Angeles, see if I care".... #Trump #losangeles #sandiego

Note: Lots of RW media shouting that he didnt actually say "Take out Los Angeles. Take out San Diego. Its a small price to pay." He literally said that. Roll the playback. I acknowledge that you can do some mental flips to interpret it a more benign way.

But dont you think its far past time where we ought to need someone to tell us what he really means every time he opens his mouth and says something stupid? Make no mistake. Its on him. He's the common denominator here. The need for a translation of his worst instincts is ridiculous.

I may not be tall, but I'm definitely not short. I am certainly above average in Vancouver. "Hey Vancouver --> Take a Look!" Yeah. Right.

841 more days of "the war will end, just as soon as you re-elect a bunch of my toadies"

850 more days of: "Im not buying your #potash ...oh, my alternate supplier doesn't have potash? Well then, YOU must sell your potash to me at a lower price."... #Supply #demand #trump #releasetheepstienfiles

847 more days of "linguistic gymnastics"....

21 Sept

852 more days of an approval ratings below 1/3 of the possible maximum... Numbers like no one has ever seen before. For real.

19 Sept

855 more days of paper annexation of Northern land masses. Fuck, Denmark, what are you possibly thinking with all this shifty capitulation? Have you seeeeeeen what Canada is doing? P.S. Release the #epstienfiles

17 Sept

WHAT DO YOU MEAN #TASKMASTER HASNT BEEN RECORDED AT THE #CLAPHAMGRAND SINCE SERIES 1!!!!

16 Sept

857 more days of giving the neighbours keys to your house and threatening to shoot them if they come in...

14 Sept

I went to a memorial yesterday. It was good to see people. We smiled at one another. We laughed. It was fun. And John will still be missed dearly. #johnrtaylor #aoc #mandami

11 Sept

862 more days... But this is the only one he can fall asleep at his own 25th 9/11 anniversary ceremony during.

10 Sept

862 more days of "Deceased" being a KIA soldier's family name.... #trump

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9 Sept

Only three more days until the one woman show I am in opens at the Vancouver Fringe. Opens Sept 12th. Ill be there in the audience on the 14th. www.instagram.com/p/DbEA37YINX... #Vancouverfringe #Vancouver #unsexmehere #ladym

8 Sept

What's up #Trump ? You havent run our of other places to call "America" - but you are now renaming bits of the US #America? You are one confused dude.

7 Sept

867 more days of thinking its a bad thing that a trade rival (and former trade partner) has a less powerful currency than you...

2 Sept

871 more days of the King's coinage....

29 Aug

875 more days of "Canada is SO entitled" irony....

27 Aug

877 more days of "Names will never hurt me... and why dont you get that at your advanced age?"

As each day passes, more and more analysis is coming to the same conclusion that I casually came to on Saturday surrounding Friday night's failure to come to a trade agreement. I had been wondering if I was being alarmist or extreme, but no - this was not an isolated view.

The United States, under Donald Fucking #Trump attempted a paper take over of #Canada , call it an annexation or the creation of a vassal state. Someone in the #US system thought they could slide a sly pitch past us, and have us legally under their thumb.

Good thing the #Carney team knows the game as well or better than the master negotiator. Fuck Trump and #elbowsup mother fuckers - this is an existential fight now. For all - may this burn down the #GOP majority in the #midterms

881 more days of not knowing that being a sovereign country takes a higher place instead hierarchy than being a US state...

22 Aug

882 more days of spiking deals at the last moment so only a fool would continue to play along...

bbc.comUS says dozens of countries helped China dodge Trump's tariffsA new US report said China had moved goods through nations with lower tariffs to dodge higher levies.

16 Aug

Honestly now, how did they possibly think anything different would happen? Its also ludicrous to suggest its fraudulent business practices when you have a fraudulent businessman who would have done precisely the same thing as your leader. www.bbc.com/news/article...

12 Aug

#Spiderman

11 Aug

891 more days of shell games.

4 Aug

901 more days of "last chance, no really, this is really truly the last chance or else we'll be at the very end of our patience with extending our willingness to give more time for you to move on to other chances.... you hear me? .....Okay THIS is your last chance - for sure this time....

31 July

905 more days of replacing all the air traffic control towers that are spontaneously falling down...

27 July

911 more days of not being able to come upstairs AND make love. Every accusation is a confession.

21 July

914 more days of elevated taroffs on tongue depresors and hockey sticks...

20 July

916 more days of thinking you're part of the winning team...

16 July

#Conservatives trying to take the moral high ground on social discourse like we havent been watching them for years and keeping receipts is both pathetic and hilarious

16 July

920 more days of enduring peace and cease fire in the Straits of Hormuz...

15 July

Subtlely trolling an English co worker today.

15 July

#fifa #worldcup #England #Argentina

9 July

929 more days of knowing that guys descending on golden escalators are trouble just by looking at them....

9 July

The world needs a noun for the specific subset of musicians who had multiple hits, but due to the cultural volume of one of them being turned up to eleven they seem like #onehitwonders. Im taking suggestions. Related: RIP #BonnieTyler

6 July

929 more days of crying to Infantino...

6 July

Yeah that's a full head of hair on a totally not balding man. #trump #hair #bald #combover #Epstein ##Epsteinfiles

5 July

932 more days of King Æthelred II of Saxony being a beacon of freedom to his serfs...

4 July

931 more days of self-fellation over personal credit for 250 years of (checks notes).... hmm... how about that - self-fellation, to go...

3 July

Had to know this was going to come back around....

1 July

934 more days of making money from made up money

29 June

We're number 16! 🇨🇦 We're number 16! 🇨🇦 We're number 16! 🇨🇦 #fifa #worldcup #Canada #southafrica #groupof32 #groupof16

26 June

You cant teach stupid. This is the foundation of the gutting of the American Educational System.

24 June

Jodie and I have spent the last two weeks wondering if any Canadians are actually drinking Michelob Ultra. Despite being advertised everywhere, we all know it is the absolute BS bottom feeder of mediocre beers. Well...