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What if there was a ranked-choice voting system that took into account candidate asses?

*Perfect Strangers* changed a lot after the pilot episode.

No Hobbithead can resist the allure of the two-taper.

Take your old-fashioned tux & dance moves back to the Empty Nest, Grandpa. They have no place in the hip night life of to-day.

Taken together, *Songs of Innocence* & *Songs of Experience* work really well, up until track 3 of the second album. Then I start wishing a standalone single like "Ordinary Love" or "Invisible" had been included to keep things more epic-sounding.

Episode I Yoda (pre-CGI) Original trilogy Yoda

I'm seeing Ken Russel's *The Devils* (1971, 111 mins.) for the first time on Tuesday, & will try to provide a Gregg-style take here afterwards. (Limited-time big screen rerelease!) Hopefully, no one will sit in front of me cosplaying in a Pope hat.

If "Silencio" was an earworm, this is an earSMR. And I'm enjoying them more, so far, than the songs from the two EPs released earlier this year. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUuV...

Frank Costanza loses The Contest™️.

Wow ... *The* Keri Lynn Pratt ?!?

James Hetfield stops the show to criticize musicians stopping the show for non-musical reasons ... while he performs at the SPHERE ?!? You're the god of your own, insulated musical world there, buddy. Show, don't tell.

Kudos to you for resisting this storyline, Larry. www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

"'Apollo Creed' ... what an apt name for you, my friend. The sun god whose radiance we all swear by. We remember you for that, & not the hubris of picking a fight with He-Man's metal-fisted ally."

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE BABY ... & have him convince my boxing friend that fighting Rocky is not the same as fighting Fisto.

This PERVERT combined the White Sox & Phillies jerseys, & is getting OFF at all of us WATCHING! 🤢😡

Dude, we got a Dell! Dell dude, you got corpse lady from *The Shining*!

Maybe Mitch McConnell actually did die, & is now being played by Jerry Lee Lewis. (Who faked his own death.)

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE BABY ( ... & ask the baby if he shot first.)

VHS porn & cyber porn shake hands. #TurkingtonToTayne

Growing up intrumentalized by Evangelical homeschooling and then losing my faith broke me of wanting "success" or "importance." Now I just want to be able to have a quiet life where I can drink coffee with my wife, because nothing really matters in the end.

Neil Young looking very old at Farm Aid, but no star of that generation was ever less pop or trendy, anyway.

Does dinky diet designation on Dirty Dew do drinkers dirty?

We're not forgetting POTUS' homicidal negligence during COVID. We're not forgetting Hal Willner tweeting out a final goodbye from NYC. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO8l...

New Weird Al just dropped: "WANGO TANGO, YOU GOT RANGO'D"

When a box set is pricey, record companies will sometimes sweeten the deal with liner notes by someone from *Young Sheldon*. pitchfork.com/story/tom-pe...

There *has* to be a better way to describe this kind of defensive skill. Right? x.com/Pistons__Tal...

"Mr. Shawn, your neighbor ran a gynecologists' office out of the basement of his brownstone, & you DIDN'T find ANYTHING suspicious?"

Do you think they explored each others' bodies?

Businesses & institutions in my town put out hay bales to decorate every Fall. The instant I spotted one made up like Mike Wazowski, the Beastie Boys' "Intergalactic" began on my playlist.

Straight Republican♂️view♀️as objects, but closeted ones are misogynistic in a less-obvious way. No romantic interest in♀️, in a culture run by the other kind of♂️. Indifference to protecting them, or holding predators accountable. A wife is just a beard. www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...

People who found Colonel Kurtz difficult & complicated should've dealt him through his understanding wife, Swooshie.

(Dennis Miller voice:) "By the year 2026, the Nirvana baby's gonna be 35 years old. How's this for a midlife crisis: A naked man swimming after that dollar down the Strait of Hormuz!"

"Them sons of BITCHES at Mountain Dew are sneaking Minions into this studio, now!"

If I was pretending to know the origin of "no white after Labor Day", I would say it was created by the U.S. (tennis) Open to distinguish itself from Wimbledon.

Nobody has ever seen these two Everett Trues in the same room. (And they're *both* cantankerous & funny...)

Find someone who looks at you the way Beaver Cleaver looks out the back window of the car, to make sure it's safe for Ward to back out of the driveway.

Homes with excess pipes & ducts can use them to construct a lady.

"In the [3rd divorce] property settlement, Mike Warnke was awarded whatever property was located at the condo where he was staying, his motorcycle, & visiting rights to the horses." - p. 30

Never let Daisy see you sweat.

Mr. Cooper has the grumpiest, most irritable breakfast ever in this intro. Only to walk out the door, adjust his tie, & give the camera a big, beaming smile.

My brain is making the chorus of the this Spinners song morph into the chorus of this Judas Priest song.

The Macarangus was the Nineties way to check in with your body.

"The hunks in my town are doing a plot on me ... I sure hope I get back soon from this really hard Odyssey!" ... that was a poem by Homer Sampras. Hi! I'm Dr. Steve Brule ...

Larry Fine gets his hair wet just over a minute into this, & looks like Robert DeNiro in *Cape Fear*. www.youtube.com/watch?v=btKr...

The original Bibleman costume was not that great.

I briefly helped Dolly Parton's childhood literacy efforts, making sure every book distributed had been signed by Rolling Stones bassist Darryl Jones. Dolly asked me personally, via backwards messages in her music. Unfortunately, her people told me it was, "Unnecessary, & becoming a hindrance."