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@demonngoatt.bsky.social

watching a Twitter video of a guy tryna pull dried up ear wax out with tweezers and it goes on for like a whole minute and it never shows any of the wax coming out pissing me off

I could watch woody Allen play jazz music all day bro

I’ve made so many fucking stupid mistakes as an adult and I feel like a neurotic teenager running through them in my head while self deprecating

bleh type diary

I could literally never work from home

the Emma girl from Pokémon makes me want to cream in my shorts

@supermariobrothers3 is one of the best games on the NES

@911 I wanna ask you something

I apologize to anyone who stumbles into my Twitter feed. going after oneyplays fans has been incredibly cathartic and it’s probably really exhausting for anybody to look at

dressing up as Groucho Marx for Halloween

Ngl rouge the bat is rlly fkn hot

words to use when talking about horror movies: 1 cheezy 2 uhmmm... why didnt you make sure he's dead? 3 if i were in this situation... 4 one way to show off how smart you are is picking out flaws in horror movies. you look really smart talking about how DUMB a guy with a hockey mask and knife is

the fact los pollos, connoreatspants and schaffriallas can see the new lance oppenheim movie before I can makes me wanna kms

Nathan fielder specifically brings out this super obnoxious type of dialogue in people. A weird breed of elitist observations spoken in the most dogmatic way possible

I mean, what even is a human connection? What even is laughter? An emotional response with joy, or a calculated arrangement of speech patterns to illustrate that you’re having a good time?

troubled character: clearly lies very smart person: “oh yeah, this is just so typical. insecure people feel the need to compensate verbally for their lack of self esteem”

as much as I’m excited for the Elizabeth Holmes doc I really dislike how pretentious some Nathan fielder fans can be, it always kills my mood when I just want to watch a fun show and everybody talking about it is an armchair psychoanalyst pretending to be an expert on the human condition

I was recently sent this gloriously gothic SABLE fan art by the legendary @nightphysics.bsky.social ! I love the idea of Teddy as a Victorian-era occult investigator. If you haven't checked out Austin's beautiful and haunting webcomic NIGHT PHYSICS, do yourself a favor and go read it now!

“I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY” this is a not a positive trait

for those of you who don’t know I’m 43 yea rs old

Atlanta falcons twitter is the greatest place on earth

January 6th is my 9/11

ghostbusters represents my unhealthy male fantasy. living in New York, making money, getting mad pussy and being an unapologetic slob

Micheal penis jr is the quarterback of the Atlanta falcons

big fan of bogarts face in “all through the night”

in the middle of my 12 hour shift and they have quesa birria tacos THANK FUCK BRO OMG

Found out girl I have a crush on is married uuughhh lol

I’ve become incredibly impatient and prone to being upset as I’ve gotten older, it quite literally nothing makes me more frustrated than fucking up a recipe I’ve been looking forward to. legit makes me want to dig my eyes out

It’s been incredible going through the vinegar syndrome back catalog

oneyplays is over and I am now the proud owner of black mamba on blu ray. Today is a good day

I think I just need to see a therapist about stuff

is it normal to become extremely jaded and cynical by your mid 20s. there are times I feel like I’m killing myself in slow motion lol

it makes me sad Bernie Mac and robin harris aren’t in more movies

it is our job collectively to decide what kind of media is problematic and which media isn’t

I don’t want to sound like a millennial but being an adult is so fucking exhausting and frustrating sometimes. I like being older compared to being a kid for the most part, but there are points in my life where I feel completely lost

speaking with any kind of hospital or medical facility infuriates me so much, literally the most unnecessarily confusing environment with snarky people who charge an exorbitant fee just so I can live my day to day life normally

doing psychedelic drugs sounds SOOOOO cool wow like imagine the amazing human experience you can have doing frickin drugs bro holy cow

Every click a wonder! #kobold #oc:Torkku

oh wow, apparently these pics of MIPS (another model study and a stylized doodle) were from before i made this account too?? okay, well, cool. think fast *picks him up and throws him at you*

pedophile hunters are literally the most pathetic losers on the planet

gay furry porn > 99% of things I’ve experienced in my life

i was very honest with myself and knew things would get this way eventually but im disappointed in myself for being too honest with my parents and expecting some different result. i should be more smart and recognize I can’t talk to gen x’ers with the emotional maturity of an orangutang

I don’t think a future exists where I can be honest my queerness unless I run away and never live here again

still absolutely livid from last night and today and I can’t wait to just go to work tomorrow and ignore them for a good 8 hours