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Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz after failed US negotiations, sparking an economic crisis and a 7% oil spike. Iran demands Israel halt operations in Gaza and Lebanon, citing a breached ceasefire. Critics blame Trump for erratic escalations and urge Congress to pass a War Powers resolution.

BREAKING: TRUMP FORCED TO DROP JANUARY 6 SLUSH FUND AFTER MASSIVE NATIONWIDE BLACKLASH.

Finally, a price tag on political validation. For just $1.776 billion in taxpayer cash, the government will officially fund a "Truth Commission" to apologize for itself. Because nothing screams authentic justice quite like a perfectly branded, multi-billion-dollar government receipt.

Goodyear in Fayetteville, NC is closing its doors. 1,700 jobs. Gone. But sure tell me again how tariffs are bringing manufacturing back to America. The workers who believed that promise are now filing for unemployment while the CEOs who helped craft this policy just boarded Air Force One to Beijing.

🚨Breaking: Senate vote to end the war in Iran has failed 49-50 after John Fetterman’s (D) ‘No’ Vote Blocks it. 😡

Xi’s master plan: the Great Wall Stairmaster. Nothing says global dominance like a 79-year-old vs. ancient masonry. If he trips, it’s a national holiday; if he makes it, they’ll just say the stairs were "rigged" by deep-state architects. 🇨🇳👟

President Trump is expected to drop his $10 billion IRS suit in exchange for the creation of a $1.7 billion fund for victims of governmental "weaponization," sources say. abcnews.visitlink.me/oeHsFR

TRUMP'S NEW FLEX: Asked about saying he doesn’t think about your financial situation, Trump bragged, "Perfect statement. I’d make it again." Brilliant. Because while you stress over groceries and rent, he proudly reminds you that he doesn't care. Truly a man of the people.

Iran’s Ebrahim Azizi announced a $58M bounty on Trump for a "religious mission." Because nothing says "holy and spiritual" quite like a multi-million dollar government-funded hit job. Guess they're outsourcing their prayers to the highest bidder now.

My resolution proposing a constitutional amendment to overturn the Supreme Court’s Citizens United decision now has 79 co-sponsors. You can view the full list at: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c.... I’ll keep fighting to get it across the finish line!

Democrat Chedrick Greene flipped Michigan’s 35th Senate District, winning by 22 points in a massive special election upset. Greene outpaced Harris’s 2024 margin in the Saginaw Bay area, signaling shifting momentum against Trump’s second-term GOP.

National stability is fracturing. As institutions divide and local security becomes uncertain, the window for preparation is closing. Vigilance is no longer a choice—it is a requirement. Secure your resources and strengthen your community now.

Mexico launched universal healthcare with full 2027 implementation. Meanwhile, the U.S. lets for-profit industries dictate care based on margins. We trail the world to coddle billionaires. Vote out anyone blocking American universal healthcare.

The Office of the Immigration Detention Ombudsman is in the process of removing all its public signage and ending its inspections, according to an internal email. www.huffpost.com/entry/immigr...

Reports indicate the Office of the Immigration Detention Ombudsman is ending inspections and removing public signage. This effectively halts independent oversight of ICE and CBP facilities, signaling a major shift in federal detention transparency.

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced several initiatives intended to rein in the prescription of selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, the most widely prescribed class of antidepressants. Read more: nyti.ms/4tOjOIh

NEWS: Huge first win for Mayor Mamdani’s tax-the-rich plans in NYC. Mamdani just secured a deal with Gov. Hochul to create the state’s first-ever tax on $5 million+ second homes owned by ultrawealthy out-of-state residents.

Yessssss www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/u...

Trump’s "impenetrable" blockade just got ghosted by a sanctioned Chinese tanker. The ship strolled through Hormuz like it owned the place while we just watched. So much for that "perfect" wall of ships—turns out it’s actually just a suggestion.

Fifty House Democrats have officially introduced a bill to establish a Commission on Presidential Capacity, directly pointing to Trump’s volatile and incoherent behavior as the catalyst. This proposed legislation aims to grant Congress a formal, structured role in invoking the 25th Amendment.

Should be part of his next test.

Vance endorses Orbán in Hungary then tells the Pope to stay out of politics—classic. Trump says we’re too broke for Medicare because bombs are expensive. Apparently, the Gospel is "political" but funding wars while grandma loses her doctor is just fine.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

The Senate is turning bluer than Trump’s temper tantrums. Cook says Whatley and Ossoff are leaning Dem, and even Ricketts is sweating. At this rate, the GOP’s only majority will be in the Mar-a-Lago buffet line. Pack your bags; the lame duck is coming.

Trump’s claiming he’s a "healer" now, which is great news for anyone who wants their pre-existing conditions treated with a side of treason. The only thing this "doctor" is curing is our global reputation. Give him a cell, not a stethoscope.

Nothing says "Happy Easter" like a war briefing for toddlers! Trump turned the South Lawn into a campaign rally from hell, calling Kamala "low IQ" and promising to bomb Iran into the Stone Age while the Easter Bunny stood by in shock. 🐰💣

Nothing says "family values" like threatening to delete a 5,000-year-old civilization before the 11 o'clock news. Trump’s basically playing SimCity with a nuke mod, giving Iran until 8:00 PM to swipe right on a deal or get their Wi-Fi and bridges permanently canceled. Happy Easter, kids! 🐣🚀🔥

Anyone think now would be a good time to alert the police and Noem's husband that she shot her dog for less than what he did?

Imagine if the real Kristi has been fishing this whole time while Bryon handled the press in a wig and a power suit. It’s not a scandal; it’s just a very dedicated, low-budget Mrs. Doubtfire reboot where the kids are replaced by state voters.

The court just popped the $400M bubble on the Trump ballroom. A judge ruled that without a "Yes" from Congress, the only dancing allowed is the administration’s frantic sidestep around the law. Sorry, but that vanity project is on permanent intermission.

The Trump library in Miami looks flashy, but Stormy Daniels says it’s smaller than advertised and the tour ends way too quickly. Eric poured his soul into it, but she knows the real story involves a hush-money wing and a very short shelf life.

A federal judge on Tuesday agreed to permanently block the Trump administration from implementing a presidential directive to end federal funding for National Public Radio and the Public Broadcasting Service.

Owen Ramsingh, a former Camp East Montana detainee, told the AP that security guards at the El Paso ICE facility have a betting pool on which detainee will commit suicide next. He overheard a guard say he put $500 in the pot. This is what's happening.

After Getty released this image, the Whitehouse demanded it to be removed. Me, personally speaking fat shaming is wrong but if I had to use an example of what not to do and why, to my grand children this would make a great picture intro....

Trump says he’s "talking to Iran," but it’s mostly just him shouting into a Fisher-Price Chatter Phone while his staff nods politely. It’s the highest level of diplomacy available when your foreign policy is literally a pull-toy. Sure, Jan.

Trump says he’s "talking to Iran," but it’s mostly just him shouting into a Fisher-Price Chatter Phone while his staff nods politely. It’s the highest level of diplomacy available when your foreign policy is literally a pull-toy. Sure, Jan.

The Iran war is costing us $9.4B extra a month at the pump, but don't worry—oil execs are keeping their bonuses. That "trickle-down" wealth is finally arriving, it just looks a lot like a gas bill. It’s not a scam, it’s just a very expensive carpool.

The measure failed by a vote of 357–65, with lawmakers from both major parties opposing the proposal. The resolution would have directed the House Ethics Committee to disclose records tied to investigations involving allegations of sexual harassment or misconduct by members of congress! #PEDOS

The Supreme Court appeared likely to curb the government’s ability to disarm a frequent marijuana user, though several of the justices were also wary of completely undermining a 1968 law that was intended to ensure that Americans addicted to drugs don’t have access to firearms. cnn.it/4aKbTVt

Kristi Noem just "gifted" $200 million in taxpayer cash to a brand-new business started by a friend only eight days prior. No bidding process, no vetting, and zero track record—just the usual high-speed charity for well-connected pals. Clearly, this is that peak "Trump Economy"

Valentina Gomez lost the primary for Texas’s 31st Congressional District by a landslide, securing only 10.9% of the vote. Despite a viral social media presence built on aggressive rhetoric, she was defeated by a margin of nearly seven to one.

SENATOR @gallego.senate.gov : “We’re all paying for this. We’re cutting Medicaid to pay for those bombs… They’re following Netanyahu— who literally just told us he’s been trying to do this for 47 years. I know. I suffered the first attempt at this in 2005.”

Amen.