Jeff

Been saying this for YEARS

The Falcons are up 12 points on an undefeated team with a quarter left, and thanks to the Super Bowl, I’m conditioned to wonder how we’ll blow the lead rather than enjoy being up.

I’ll never understand how college teams can run a prolific offense all game long and then call the absolute worst plays in OT

College Gameday has to shake up their programming. It’s just the same formula every Saturday Analysis Gambling advice Sad story about a player (the only time Pat McAfee is quiet) Kicking field goals Here’s some delicious food you can’t enjoy More gambling advice Guest picks McAfee is a mascot End

College Gameday no longer has the juice it once did. It’s too scripted & predictable now. Dez won’t pick against Michigan, Saban won’t pick against Bama. Pat does whatever WWE vibe plays to the local crowd. The weekly sad story by Jen Lada is overdone. The FG kick is the only entertaining part now.

8 minutes in and Pat McAfee already has his shirt off. I’m going to need more coffee for this.

Sanford finally alive again.

It’s glaringly obvious Georgia overlooked Auburn

Missing: Georgia Defense Last seen: Tuscaloosa, Alabama If found, return to Glenn Schumann

I was bamboozled by Week 3 & 4 Falcons

If Matt Ryan doesn’t draft a QB in the Spring, he better be ready to come back and play. Penix is made of porcelain, and Tua’s brain is chicken-noodle soup.

After a decade of Bama being the fortunate recipients of flags, I couldn’t care less about a missed DPI call to help seal the W for the Bulldogs.

ESPN not even hiding the Bama glazing

My god I hate Mike Bobo

“Have you or a loved one suffered from Cooper Rush? You may be entitled to financial compensation.”

All this without Jalon Walker & James Pearce Jr too

Stefanski is hyped! 🔈

I’d like to formally apologize to the rest of the Atlanta Falcons organization for things I said when Cooper Rush was the starting QB.

The Falcons corners must not have travelled to New Orleans

Boom baby Series win ✅ 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 Ray Kerr 🔥🔥🔥 #braves youtube.com/shorts/xaD8H...

“Dad, whose statue is that outside Truist Park?” “That’s Ray Kerr, son.”

I’ve never been more happy to be so wrong about something as I was when the Braves named Walt Weiss manager.

Phillies season on the line with Otto Kemp at the plate

Phuck em. Go Braves!

Me, seeing @dunnah.bsky.social post anything

It’s a nice day for a Braves walk-off

Taking flight ✈️ #LetItFly

This is Austin Riley’s third career go-ahead homer in the 8th inning or later in the postseason That’s tied for the most in postseason history, with: Troy Glaus Bernie Williams Jose Altuve Freddie Freeman

I mean this with as little respect as possible. Fuck the Phillies.

Cooper Rush needs to be arrested

Cooper Rush should be bagging groceries at a Publix this time tomorrow.

The only plausible answer is Cooper Rush must have pictures of Kevin Stefanski in a compromising situation.

It’s incredibly mind-numbing how the Atlanta Falcons can change front office management, the entire coaching staff & roster, yet still have the same look and same results year after year.

Who ever made the call to have Ted Cruz on Gameday should be in the unemployment line on Monday morning.

I may be late to the party, but the Falcons uniforms don’t feel new at all.

Chris Sale got ejected from a game he is not pitching in FREE MY GUY

Me, anytime @dunnah.bsky.social does anything

How it started. How it’s going.

Thanks to the Braves for making me walk around my house 35 times a day saying, “Well, way down yonder on the Chattahoochee.”

I hate how much I love those Reds uniforms

Another member of Braves Twitter getting locked up. The reason 😭🤮

All those dogs in loanDepot Park and the Braves dropped the biggest turd of the night.

Paul Byrd Presents: The return of the King

A very underwhelming ending to the PGA Championship. The first & second rounds were diabolical and had everyone’s interest and they ruined it all on Saturday with cupcake pin placements.

Braves raised my blood pressure just to do that

. @kenjennings.bsky.social: “This team is the best in MLB.” Me: Who are