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😬 Katie Zacharia's first press briefing was brutally bad 😬 Trump managed to find a press secretary who can barely read, but she does have the number one qualification -- looking like Ivanka Here's a supercut from Zacharia's first briefing, which made Karoline Leavitt seem like Ronald Reagan

Damn you beat me to it…the comparison is perfect!!

“My president, I mean my husband…” an actual quote from new Press Secy Burbie - I used Burbie because this bitch is Dollar Store quality

Does Katie Zacharia know how to read? I mean reading this horseshit White House briefing would be difficult for most to read with a straight face, but I don’t think she knows how to read. This is painful.

TODAY (Monday, Oct. 5) is the deadline for registering to vote for the midterms in: AMERICAN SAMOA ARIZONA ARKANSAS FLORIDA GEORGIA INDIANA KENTUCKY LOUISIANA — in-person, mail (10/13 online) MISSISSIPPI MONTANA — mail (11/3 in-person) OHIO SOUTH CAROLINA — mail TENNESSEE TEXAS npr.org/vote

Every gay is born with a diva. Who’s your diva?

Without saying your age, what was your favourite film that came out when you were 20 years old.

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

Easily one of hardest images of the 21st century. Instantly iconic.

Post-shower #mcm

Beyond delighted that my new glasses came today! Nearly three months later than expected. Funny how rage dissipates when receiving a new shiny object.

A serious question: does anyone know how much money taxpayers are paying the official diaper lady to handle the diaper changing of the incontinent in chief?

Wait a second, you’re telling me the people of Minnesota rejected the gubernatorial candidacy of the election denying, MAGA sycophant pillow salesperson. Well I’m SHOCKED!

Libraries make us a harder target for authoritarianism. Equal access to info, ideas, and space that doesn’t require a purchase to belong. Also: using the library means money stays in your community instead of streaming out to Amazon. 📚 What’s checked out on your card right now?

Brass monkey

Very excited to start this book.

A rather plain lock screen for me

@doitwithdan.bsky.social … happy birthday!

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The heat and pretty penis posts yesterday had me so feral, I attacked my boyfriend and gave him at most “mind blowing blow job.” While cuddling he asked, “who posted pole on main?” - he knows me so well 😈

I said this from the beginning of this shit show. Take a camera crew and demand to see proof of life - this is so fucking dumb.

Off to catch ‘em all!

THIS!

Breaking: Clearly inspired by Trump, Samuel Tilden will address the nation to speak about newly discovered evidence of rampant election fraud in his 1876 election against Rutherford B. Hayes. Stay tuned.

Lindsey graham deciding to die to get the press before Mitch McConnell, messy queen

Shit! I did not have this name on my GOP Senators to Likely Die Soon bingo card.

I love playing Pokémon in Boulder. Most of the men on Pearl St. go commando and bulges plus VPL make me smile.

Early morning trip to take the trash to the dumpster, in the dark and without glasses, and I moved a large empty box which I thought to be for Pjur Lube. Interesting find. However, it turned out to be an empty box of PUR Water Filters lol

Taking a late morning nap and not giving a fuck is absolutely beautiful.

No, you’re gay! 🏳️‍🌈

As a librarian, I do know they read conspiracy theories and James Patterson constantly.

Wolfe’s Big Bird (his favorite) was resurrected for the fourth time. Happy boy! ♥️🐾

Most of my daily decisions are guided by these two words…

Wonderful day for some sun.

My Pink Princess is such a happy plant 🌱🪴

Thank you to random gay passerby who acknowledged me going commando on my morning dog walk by yelling “Nice dick!” and adding a horn honk. Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈