Jelly

Kicking off this fun little project. See what he's packing in those speedos or vote on the next on the P-Site.

Test print of some products arrived today and I’m pretty chuffed with how they turned out. If I have some gay slurs yelled at me at the supermarket today I’ll know I’ve done my job.

Birdo would 100% be the straight girl on Grindr and I won't be convinced of anything else. Fun versions on the ol Gaytreon.

Probably playing Candy crush or something.

What a spooky boi.

Cookin up some things.

A man of taste? Or a man who tastes great?

It's been a peachy morning

Do you think those thorns would hurt? Like sitting on roses wouldn't exactly be comfortable. Uncensored on the ol Patreon <3

Go see how heavy it is on Patreon.... Or don't I'm not your boss.

Anyone up for ramen?

Every time I get a follower on Bluesky I get happy. Because I know it’s organic followers and not bots. Twitter fluctuates every day. Bluesky is consistent. So people say Bluesky is dead compared to Twitter. But at least you know the people on here are a genuine audience.

You just know this many has a HEAVY cock.

7/10 too much water.

I meant hole. But I think we can all agree that holes feel like home.

I feel like I neglect this platform a lot compared to Twitter and it makes me feel bad. But there’s just so many algorithms and channels. How many of you are Bluesky only? I don’t want people to feel neglected.

Cookin up meaty feast for you hungry bitches 😘🍆

And that's where slime babies come from.