Jelly Miser

Just something I made for my hope chest.

Got bored made this. I was thinking of the Hottest New Bromance in DC, and it reminded me of those old 80s commercials. A real pal!

#buthisemails

18 years ago tonight, @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social and I went to the San Fernando Valley dog shelter and found this little guy, three days away from being put down. Cthuosaurus Rexiums, or Jo as we call him, has been our boon companion ever since. He's very well traveled.

Here's what I don't get..Isn't Mike Johnson third in line to the Oval office, after Trump and JD Vance? Wouldn't this guy benefit by taking Trump down?

A DEMENTED PRESIDENT going in for his annual physical AGAIN while ruminating on proving to god he's been good and segueing to his great weapons while he posits invoking the insurrection act WHAT COULD GO WRONG? GET THE NEW THURSDAY COUNTDOWN PODCAST: tinyurl.com/mpbrk3jp

Just saying right now: if Bluesky asks me for ID, I am ghost. Nothing personal; I'm just not that into it to hand over personal info for a site the Redhats are obviously going to harass with their gestapo.

Did we forget that whole Brian Killmeade thing already?

Certainly worth a listen. youtu.be/szvFmW_oxeY?...

To be fair, the Right really needs a hero at the moment. Those poor racist hatemongers don't have a lot of good role models to look up to now. They need some blood to water the tree of their hatred.

The only bad thing about Charlie Kirk getting shot is that Trump wasn’t standing behind him at the time.

Time Traveler from 1925: What do modern people do with all this amazing technology Mankind has invented? Me: We find pictures on the internet, copy them, and put them in other places on the internet. Time Traveler:

I don't care if I'm 'not allowed' to say it; the world is a better place because Charlie Kirk is dead.

When I heard Kirk's shooter was a Repub Fuentes fan. I really did, you can ask my wife. Called it the first time I saw Kirk get hit.

New Jelly Miser short shot...a Dubstep Tribute to some of the lesser loved Spidermen. #spiderman youtu.be/-TxnaT6mF5c?...

More people need to heed these words, now more than ever. youtu.be/9OHm6FsgJM8?...

#startrek turns 59. I think it's time to give the Salt Vampire their own project. Like a whole series around the Salt Vampire's life, loves, and wild adventures! #makeitso

Best way to cheat death...

Me every five minutes...

I made a Meme. I steal so many of them, when I make one, I feel I should say something. Not that I care if people steal it. All Memes are theft.

Trump said he "wants to get into Heaven". I don't know if Heaven and Hell are real, but if they are and Trump isn't going to Hell, no one is going to Hell.

Someone out there needs to hear this...

Everyone calm down. Yes, it's true: Taylor DID ask, but I haven't said yes just yet.

#Epstein

#epstein #epsteinlist

I'm really starting to not like the Future very much. Can't go backwards, gotta try to get to the better Future.

Just a reminder: Ask about the Epstein list. Every. Single. Day. ‼️ #BlueCrew #BlueCircleFamily🌈🦋 #BluePetPatrol💙🐾 #ProudBlue #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #trumpLiesMatter #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

#epstein

It is much easier to get through Life being patient with other people, treating them with respect, and perceiving them with kindness instead of malice. Trust me. It is SO much easier.

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Keep the Epstein outrage alive. We could really bond with people if we joined in helping to hold Clinton accountable...#epstein

lol...POO.

Never forget those three words...

@neeratanden.bsky.social

Remember, in the mid-20th Century, the idea of a society where everyone had a computer in their pocket would have seemed the height of Abundance. Yet here we are. The computers don't seem to be solving all our problems. They are becoming the problem.

The question isn't, "are the rich and powerful abusing young people for sex?" That's not a question. The question should be, "how do we make a world where that can't happen?" It ain't a Capitalist World, that's for sure. A Christian World? If Christians actually listened to Jesus; then maybe.

The secret to my success?? When things get hard, give up! (I'm not very successful. ) ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

#trumpepstein #trumpsexscandal #epsteinlist #impeachtrump

#epstein #trumppedo #disbandMAGA #trumpresign

Clear conflict of interest here, setting a predator free to clear the name of another sexual predator. youtu.be/N8pKjwJKshE?...

I say the Left hands over Clinton, the Right hands over Trump, and we make Keanu Reeves president for the next few years until we figure things out.

#epstein #epsteinlist #trumppedophile

#Epsteinlist #Epstein #trumpEpstein Trump is a rapist and a pedophile. #Trumprape #Signalgate #badpresident #Trumpsucks

If you are one of those people who follow others, get them to follow you back, and then unfollow them a little while later...

I’ll just love you more instead 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂 #christiansofpalestine

MAGA right now, trying to be good little Pack-led soldiers, getting their mind off this whole #Epstein thing. #HillaryJaneway #startrekvoyager #pedo47

Donald Trump is a rapist. Never let up; he needs to be punished #epstein #epsteinfiles #trumppedo #epsteinscandal #trumptrafficschildren #epsteinlovestrump #epsteintrumpgay #trumpisgay #trumpweak #47pedo