Jelly

TBH i don't care if you're going back to X. all it does is show me your true values, so it's probably for the best that we won't really cross paths online again.

literally one of my favourite things right now is gelatin, the CLI tool i've built to manage releases (along with a bunch of other things) it does progress streaming now, and proper async stuff, and i just like running it

i literally had to cut stuff from the release notes because this thing has so much going on and also because i'm loquacious AF #noragrets

oh thank fuck. it's finally approved.

apple: get ready to launch on iphone duo also apple: *has been holding my macOS release hostage in review for a week*

apple's app review needs a button that says "hey are you actually still reviewing this or have you wandered off to have a nap"

on the upside, all iphone apps have to support ipad now. on the downside, all iphone apps have to support ipad now.

gosh, it certainly would be nice if apple finally approved the macOS build of gifwrapped … I SAID IT WOULD BE NICE IF IT GOT APPROVED … _sigh_

hey past-jelly, long time no see. can you please do me a favour? get laser hair removal while your facial hair is still dark, ok? i know you're thinking about it. electrolysis sucks almost as much as your code. kthxbye

today i am giving a presentation/talk about comments… and also having my power cut to facilitate a meter upgrade. what's the bet that the timing of these two things perfectly coincides?

hahahahaha three and a half thousand dollars 🤣 hahaahahahahaha good one john apple

it's been a little while since our last run, but me and my good friend and former colleague, dan lawrence, have played a _lot_ of peak together, and it's been one of #myfavouritethings. jellystyle.com/2026/09/peak

while picking up my daughter from after school care, one of the young boys asked me "are you a clown?" which is certainly a question

i just got some super cute new glasses. i was a bit nervous they wouldn't look good on me but HOT DAMN

it's once again time to mosey on over and donate to st. jude, friends. this year's art is the most epic yet. a huge, huge thanks to my pals at @relay.fm who continue to let me contribute in this way… despite my incredibly bad time management skills.

today i was offhand referred to as "this lady" by a complete rando in public. WHAT A RUSH

ok, fair warning for all the gifwrapped testflight folk: the next build is a DOOSY. no, i'm serious. it's a big deal.

out it goes. i'll post about it tomorrow morning, but it's finally done. my reward is being allowed to install the 27 beta on my carry device. hooray?

i got my ears pierced this afternoon, and sure… it hurt a little, but that wasn't nearly as bad as the fact that i could hear the needle going through the flesh. 😖

oh thank god, my screenshots are finally done

new screenshots for gifwrapped's upcoming release. do you like them as much as i hated making them? (i've been putting these off for at least a couple of weeks)

boy, those app store rejection messages really haven't gotten any less vague, have they?

lots of people to draw this year 😮‍💨

this is _not_ something i do often: i'm opening up 100 spots on each of the testflights for both the macOS and iOS versions of GIFwrapped (they're separate, and you need to be on both if you want both). iOS: macOS: testflight.apple.com/join/NkF...

probably more polish to do, but the liquid glass update is _finally_ going out to testflight now (after the usual review nonsense). boy has the drawer been a pain to uplift. so many small details to get right.

new avatar*, who dis * just an updated haircut is all

while i'm at it, bonus callsheet fun fact, just for you: the 'pretty in pink' icon exists because a callsheet user complained about the slight purple tint on the icon, so with casey's permission… I WENT HARDER.

ok, apple keynote is over. here are some pictures of turbo snoozing.

fuck me dead i cannot type

holy shit, the icon i designed was in a WWDC video. congrats on the callout, @liss.bsky.social #wwdc @wwdc2026