Jen Gentleman

Yes, I hate cleaning the house But also: I have to confess I feel so much better when it's done

This is a plantain chip appreciation post

There's something so satisfying about the sound of walking through fallen leaves in autumn

Instructions unclear - just add water?

Walking to the gym takes 15 minutes Walking back takes 20 The difference is staggering

Waking up this morning

"I won't be able to get to that until November" Oh 😢 Wait I check the calendar WTF that's only like a week and a half away

"Going to a restaurant is just paying more for mediocre food"

Have you ever just said fuck it breakfast for dinner

If you never see me again there are monsters in the mist

That's a nice task you have to get done It'd be A shame If you had meetings All day And had no focus time

To the French teacher who originally explained le monde: It really means the world to me

Explaining legacy code to new employees

She's safe here Safe from Mondays

Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent

Death by chocolate? Yes please

If you're in Seattle go look outside!! The sunset is pretty

I reach up to grab the paper stack of tearable puns on the high shelf - these are the top tier jokes

Oh, it's only Tuesday

Am I interrupting?

Looking up at the trees in fall is like looking at stained glass

It's sushi night 😆

We're all skeleton warriors navigating around in flesh mechs —if you think about it we've been ready for Halloween all along. In this essay I will—

Inside you there are two passwords, and both contain at least 8 characters - suddenly you have enough to play a marvel movie in your mind

"Looking forward to seeing you at your dentist appointment" says the automated message Well, that makes one of us