Jeremy Spitzberg

“Good morning. We are going through the neighborhood asking people an important question, and that is, ‘If I were to ask you what the gospel is, what would you say?’”

Evergreen.

I am now, and have always been, a big believer in the Utah Royals.

@mattveverka.bsky.social and I are bad luck and we promise never to talk again.

War dot gov is 🤮

The Courage know you’re allowed to make forward passes, right?

We should call this what it is: terrorism.

NFL: we take seriously the risk of head injuries Also NFL: we celebrate good plays with a series of helmet-to-helmet head butts

Franklin Graham skipping past all that pesky "Thou shalt not lie" business. It's the ninth commandment out of ten. How important can it be?

This girl.

Found a ln odd bug in the yard. Can anyone identify it?

It's always Natalie.

If your community’s worst problem is cyclists not coming to a complete stop at stop signs… you might be Del Mar, CA.

Great team performance. For 80 minutes. Job done. Work to do. #LFGSD

Who won Taco Bell’s Live Mas Student Section last year?

Lots of east to west Strava PRs in San Diego this morning. 🌬️

Would be fun to ride around on one of these, or a Cervelo S5.

New @bettieserveert.bsky.social? In the year of our lord 2026? Can good things happen?

Oof. “At the time, Starr was detailed to an unofficial unit known as the “Director’s Advisory Team” (“DAT”) established by Patel, which is composed of individuals who report directly to FBI headquarters and appear to work on investigations into perceived political enemies of the President.”

No one ever conquered Wyoming from the left or from the right.

Ford Fiesta. Amirite @joshcrewsreally.bsky.social?

Spanked by a man in a top hat and tails.

This is great.

My man looks like Spirit Halloween took over the empty space where his soul was.

How are Spurs bottom of the table alphabetically? Were are the Wests - Ham and Brom? The Wolves? The Watfords? I mean, I know. Lower leagues. But still it's funny to me.

Crossed LA on bike in August. Was surprised by how much bike infrastructure there was, but how little of it was connected and contiguous.

To qualify for the 2027 Women’s World Cup, the #USWNT have to beat El Salvador in the quarterfinal round of the W Championship. A loss doesn’t mean elimination, but a win means the US qualify for Brazil. A quick 🧵 on how El Salvador did in their two friendlies against Paraguay.

This big, slobbery galoot of a dog.

Just helped load our neighbor's mastiff into the car for what is likely to be a one-way trip to the vet. Absolutely devastated for them.

USWNT conceding the midfield to, let's see... the best midfielder ever, the best midfielder playing today, and the best up-and-coming midfielder in the world. Seems not ideal.

My “not a traitor” tshirt etc, etc.

I don’t trust anyone who self-identifies as an entrepreneur. Looking at you, Erin Andrews.

@queenofjeans.bsky.social loving the new album. I hear some "The Other End (of the Telescope)" in hard/SWEET. Is that just a me thing?

Hey California! Be careful this election because the big money creeps are trying to trick you (again).

Ay! Shot! The Cherif!

Someone check on the Tesla Hyperloop!

Despite their best efforts, you can still see the soccer lines on the Atlanta field.