Jerry Lambert

A very fun night

@diedrichbader.bsky.social in case you haven’t seen this gem

Had a great week in Seattle, but very disappointed I didn’t see Jimothy

For twelve years this precious girl has greeted me on the landing of the stairs with unbridled joy. I have to say goodbye to her this weekend and I don’t know how. She has dementia and even now she is shivering under the covers in fear and confusion. I’m gonna miss you so much, Bunny Rabbit

When you’re feeling down and out in these difficult times just remember what happened to Mussolini

I opened up the socials long enough to see the far lefties still complaining about Kamala to disguise the fact that they are partially responsible for where we are right now. If you were too stupid to vote for Hillary or Kamala then you’re too stupid for me to know.

The shrine to my adorable husband when I’m visiting his mom’s house

At the ballet tonight, gettin christmassy with The Nutcracker

Was Trump just spiraling in desperation?

I saw some Heated Rivalry discourse about the sexuality of the two stars and I have to reiterate that no one owes you access to their private lives. No actor or writer owes you. There is something very MAGA about needing to know someone’s sexuality before you can enjoy their media. #heatedrivalry

Wtf you own what exactly?

Over 40 drop a selfie. Not just over 40, also over 50. A happily unfiltered, in every way, 55

Heated Rivalry is very horny but it also has a good storyline.

The tree’s up

So people cancelled Nicki Minaj for being MAGA but you hadn’t already cancelled her for being married to a pedophile?

Ok so Oz was a city with an entire boner for the color green, so why did they hate on Elphaba for being green? A question I have asked for 25yrs or so. #wicked

#WickedForGood hot takes: you can be an Oscar winning actor, and also be a terrible singer. And have a movie musical open with that terrible vocal was a choice in an otherwise solidly good film.

#WickedForGood hot takes: the new songs were unnecessary, distracting, and not very good

#Wicked hot takes: I really liked For Good. Wicked was so much like the musical. Wicked II was so much like the book. The book had a theme of fascism that WII fleshed out better than WI. Jonathan and Cynthia, while being amazing in their respective roles, have zero chemistry. #ForGood

Michelle Yeoh is a wonderful actress who cannot sing.

Possibly my favorite Hallmark Christmas movie. So this big city writer gets into a car accident in a snowstorm in this small town. He ends up getting saved and nursed back to health by his biggest fan! They kinda fall in love and he decides to stay. Heartwarming family fun and also graphic violence.

Honestly of all the fancy cranberry sauces I’ve had at Thanksgiving I really just prefer the can shaped chub of jellied tart goodness from Ocean Spray

Spent my 55th birthday raising money for a pet charity at the country club. Wearing my cunty birthday socks.

55 today. How’d I get so old?

Jesus said and did a lot of great things. The only disagreeable thing Christ gave us was christians.

Please appreciate this callback in #Frankenstein with me

Despite everything else, we have to appreciate Trump being the first queer president.

I see a lot of you complaining about Dems and I see that you’ve learned nothing from last week’s wins and you’ve learned nothing from republicans. If you think you’re going to elect a Mamdani or an AOC into every Dem congress seat, then I hope you’re ready for massive fails at the midterms.

I just accidentally cut someone off in traffic and I looked up and it was my husband. Fortunately I have a new car and I don’t think he recognizes it yet.

Love this

Post a non religious photo you think of as holy.

Frankenstein has a wonderful allusion to Bride of Frankenstein. The ribbon wrapped sleeves of her wedding gown are a call back to the Bride of Frankenstein’s wrappings. #filmsky #frankenstein

I keep refreshing my feed to see if Alan Dershowitz’ brain blowing news conference has started yet. #mamdani

Part two of a win is whether or not they accomplish what they said they would. It is imperative not to blindly worship a politician. Ever. It’s a lesson we keep being taught but don’t seem to learn.

Do you know how hard Trump had to work to make Dick Cheney seem almost decent by comparison?

Teen Vogue has been an absolute light in the darkness and it has been snuffed out.

Making a batch of #keto peanut butter cookies. 1 C peanut butter (no sugar added) 1/2 cup monkfruit sweetener (add more to taste) I use brown or golden 1 egg Up to a cup of no sugar chocolate chips 350 for 15-20 One is usually pretty satisfying for me. About 100 calories each.

A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a GIF. I’ve probably seen this one 100 times

Im a commander at a Handmaid’s Tale themed party, as we whistle past the graveyard that is fascism in America

#halloween Some neighborhoods have full size candy bars, some raise the bar a notch

Welcome to Derry is off to a great start. I’m excited by one particular credit, and that’s Chris Chalk as Dick Hallorann, a character you may remember from The Shining. Also, imagine have Fart Girl as your IMDb credit. #Derry

We just lost our baby Abby. She had a stroke this weekend at 16. What a joy it was to be one of her daddies. I’m so glad I got to be there to comfort her as she crossed over the rainbow bridge. We will miss her terribly, but we gave her the best life we could. #dachshund

I want to say something rather outré. If you’re a mere millionaire, like me, you are nothing to maga. Maga is only for billionaires. Lowercase millionaires do not even come close.

I hope this bite doesn’t get infected

Such an incredibly good series. I remember when Hillary was running for president and a lot of young gays were angry with her over her husbands Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, because they weren’t there and they don’t know what a favor it was to closeted enlistees. It was the first step toward freedom. #boots

My opinions on ICE are too strong to safely post, so I’ll just say that I hope each and every one of them receives the karmic response they deserve.

A fundamental misunderstanding Americans have is that capitalism is somehow saving them money lol

Been using this product to help my eyebrows grow back in and decided to see if it would help fill in my beard too…and it is #bearface

My husband does this bizarre thing where he starts a movie and then gets up to go downstairs or go to the bathroom and then comes back after missing the first five or ten minutes. Like why did you not do that first?