Dread Lasso

Fun fact: the Beatles Let it be is only just over 35 minutes long.

I wonder how much better WD-40 is next to WD-39?

I rarely turn my Television on anymore. Am I the only one?

Dear McDonalds Your Ice Tea taste like shitty sugar water and your unsweet tea taste like bitter ass. When I order your bitter ass tea and I get a mouth full of sugar it annoys my Diabetic ass!! NOT LOVING IT!

I never ever in half a century purchased a Fathers Day Card. Fringe benefit of never bonding with the Covert Narcissist.

Shit is so bad that they are putting real Boiled eggs inside those plastic fake ones instead of money. The first year where you brats better find all them damn eggs!!!

You know you are old when the lady at the dispensary doesn’t get “He likes it, hey Mikey!”.

My 401K Is gone, but at least that one transgendered Athlete 4 states over got handled, so ...Worth It???

<== Marked safe from owning any stocks or 401k

Blue Eyed Samurai on Netflix is really really good!

I'm watching Wicked for the first time and I still haven't heard a Jersey Accent. False advertising

Prove me Wrong: Archie Bunker suffered from Narcissistic Personality Disorder And Mentally Abused Edith.

I think demons are just dead covert narcissists.

Cobra Kai Will Never Die!

I need to start a gofund me account.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa-f... This should be required viewing. Bravo!

How do you say "God Bless America" in Russian? I feel we might eventually need to know this.

I can't believe we are going to have to deal with "Consumption" again. This is so 1870.

"Sometimes there aren't enough rocks" Forrest Gump

"Strange how people who suffer together Have stronger connections than people who Are most content I don't have any regrets, they can talk about me plenty when I'm gone You always said people don't do what they Believe in, they just do what's most convenient Then they repent" Brownsville Girl-Dylan

I really was hoping we wouldn't become Russia 2.0. Reaalllly hoping.

@joce818.bsky.social You ARE quite Beautiful. 💘

Guys: I went number 2 without a cellphone. It’s possible

Yep, I'm one of those who are rooting for Taylor Swifts Boyfriends team

www.youtube.com/watch?v=seGh... Back when Katrina destroyed an American city while an incompetent Republican President did nothing. The Saints aren't coming,we will have to save ourselves.

When Columbo is on TV there is ALWAYS something worth watching on. Right now I'm watching a Grandpa Walton / Leonard Nimoy episode. I might be over 50...

I paid 6 bucks for a Dozen Eggs today: Wonder when the MAGA people are going to start speaking out about the Egg price apocalypse?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeL9... Aint nothing in life but to be legit. Don't quote me boy I aint said shit.

Hey, Canada! I’m sorry about the orange moron. Now take your cold ass air back!

It’s -7 in my hood right now. Hope all the outdoor cats around town have a warm place to nest. I made an insulated cat house that one nest in. He didn’t come out for wet food. He’s like. Nope

It’s people like this that make me proud to call Seattle my hometown 👍😉

And you tell meee, Over and over and over again, my friend How you don't believe We're on the eve of destruction. Fuck MAGA ,Fuck Monday!

It's weird. I posted something nice about Taylor Swift watching a Kansas City Chiefs football game and I got more re-skytweets (Or whatever they are called)and likes than I have combined in all my post since I been on here. Not bitching. Just surprised that being nice can actually still sell.

I'm glad that Taylor Swift can enjoy watching her boyfriend play and have a beer like a human. Like she is. I think the Swifty/Chiefs mix has been one of the coolest things to come out of the last few years. Go Chiefs!

I miss acid washed pleated blue jeans. There. I said it.

Cellphones,toilet paper,and kitties. It’s Saturday morning and privacy is not a word cats understand.

The right towel can brighten up any kitchen

I wish the Eagles Quarterbacks last name was "Stinks" instead of "Hurts" So it would be "Love Stinks" instead of "Love Hurts" because I like J.Geils songs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0LA...

That Fresh Pet Mob commercial is a bit dark.

I wield the Ice Sword of the god Odin himself!

I'm just a Chiefs Fan, Standing in front of the Chiefs Rooting for the Broncos to piss off the Bengals and Burrows Season. P.S. I feel repulsed rooting for the Broncos. But the "BurrowHead Stadium" still has me raw.

I had an old plastic bin that I cut a hole in for the feral cats to eat in. They keep the snow out of the food and slow down freezing of wet food a little. This is Cali. He seems to like it. First visit. (I put s baby monitor in it to watch

Why are most Slopes referenced by people "Slippery"?

As a Chiefs Fan: Go Steelers!

In Kansas City, in preparation for Snowpocalypse 2025, the Grocery stores and dispensaries are packed and raided. If we got to be Snowed in and freezing, it's not going to be without weed and grub!

Walking through the grocery store the other day I saw a rotisserie chicken for 8$. And I thought how outrageous at first. Then it occurred to me: How little money would they have to spend on this bird to age it enough to process,cook and make a profit on it? 8$ seems cheap.

"Ellen Musk". I just misheard this on C-span. Now he will always be Ellen Musk to me.

Remember that for the the Inauguration to lower your Flags to Half Ass'd.

"Happy New Year" is bullshit. Nothing is Happy under that Orange Traitor and the yapping trash who voted for him.