Jesse Hammer

Hey, Blueys! Gonna whore out my creative endeavors here. Check out my latest tunes! invisible pinkies on Soundcloud. on.soundcloud.com/suX08f5a5w5Z... And my oldest tunes here. on.soundcloud.com/nZWwnYyVEQPd... Remixes here. open.spotify.com/track/0yj8xU...

Drop a HORROR HERO 😇🖤😱

Flashback for Opening Week of the NBA. From the parking lot of The Palace; 1991??? Pistons look great so far and Yaxel Lendeborg extending the legacy of bad boys from Michigan stirring up shit. Should be fun! #detroitpistons #michiganbasketball #nba

First rain of the season in Northern California so it's Let's All Completely Forget How To Fucking Drive Day. 🤦

Combine 2 Band Names 2 make a New Band. The Velvet Underworld

Proper Sunday fun.

I said I liked it. I didn't say it was good. Student Bodies - 1987 #filmsky

What is the movie that came our before you were born that you've watched the most times?

Fucking bullshit. If you like that, I got a nice bridge over here. Cheap.

This stupid app doesn't seem to recognize 'The Velvet Underground & Nico', but the rest are accurate. #my9albums

Welp. I knew it was only a matter of time, but #enshittification has come for IMDb. Pop-up and banner ads galore. Corporate synergy. Trackers. All of the shit. Not rottentomatoes.com level, but it's annoying and disheartening nonetheless. *sigh* It was a long, good run.

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social To the inspiration behind my profile picture. Happy Birthday, Mr. Hamill!!! You were my childhood idol and you continue to to be a Force well into adulthood. All the best, Sir.

Top 5 albums released when I was 18 Beastie Boys - Ill Communication Green Day - Dookie Portishead- Dummy Ween - Chocolate & Cheese Slayer - Divine Intervention

In a catalog filled to the brim with absolute bangers that make you want to dance til you puke whilst burning the world down to the ground, this might be my favorite. #musicsky #theprodigy youtu.be/k2grpRFT-ok?...

Happy 25th to this absolute monster of a masterpiece. Unfortunate (oddly appropriate?) release day aside, Slayer came roaring back with this pummeling powerhouse and set the tone for a magnificent career third act. 🤘🤘🤘🤘 #musicsky #slayer #fuckinslayer

Good Lord, Wolverines. 🙄 #michiganwolverines #michiganfootball

He didn’t change. They did.

Hang it in the Louvre.

39 years ago, 11 year-old me sat on the floor of an oversold opening night screening of 'The Lost Boys' at Studio 28 in Grand Rapids, MI and had my tiny little mind blown. Memories don't get much better. #filmsky

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

RIP, Legend. One of the most memorable film themes of all time. Gonna strap on the driving gloves and vibe to this today.

Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.

Post a poster you used to have in your room, apartment, or house.

Damn. Chuck Russell was one of horror's great 80's visionaries. Back to back bangers with 'Dream Warriors' and 'The Blob'. RIP. #filmsky

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18?

Sign O' The Times

Welp, 'The Odyssey' is a damn fine film, but not top-tier, unfortunately. It has some major pacing/editing issues and some excess bloat. Just too much crammed in there. Otherwise, the stuff that works, really works. Some great emotional moments from fine actors and incredibly, beautifully shot. 8/10

"Verify your age." This is how we used to get the correct time.

Bye, bitch.

250 years of this Frankenstein's experiment called America. Celebrate as you see fit.

#fuckscotus

I'm building a team:

And just like that, it completely VANISHED from the media. But a sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record The Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children. Don't trust me... listen to him 👇

Rep. AOC posts new photo on Instagram celebrating the Knicks alongside Mayor Zohran Mamdani

They finally did it. #NYKnicks #NBAFinals

I'm just gonna bask in these charts for a while. What a DAY! #KNICKS #SFGIANTS #NBA #MLB

KNICKS, BABY!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! #KNICKS #NBA

'Backrooms' is one of the most unique and bizarre mainstream films I've seen in a long time. Unfortunately, it was WAY scarier when you couldn't see what was lurking. Great shots, sets and direction. Just not terribly frightening. 7/10 #filmsky

$9 pickups at the Port Costa Yard Sale. *strong ass cup of homebrewed coffee not included.

Introduce yourself with Ten Bands/Musicians you've seen live: Duran Duran Misfits Dr. Octagon Nirvana Metallica Atari Teenage Riot Funkdoobiest Turnstile Massive Attack Beastie Boys And 1000 more... #musicsky

Great day for KATs all around!!! #katabughazala #karlanthonytowns #nyknicks

'The Mandalorian and Grogu" was a blast!!! Great action, cute puppets and cool space shit. What else you want? OK, maybe some decent dialog? I can't believe the guy who wrote 'Swingers' couldn't give the words a little more....force? Other than that, perfect summer fun. #filmsky #starwars

'Obsession' was crazy good. Inde Navarette gives it her all in a 0 to 100 and back to 0 performance. Just, wow! Curry Barker made a remarkably weird, insane and taut freak out here. A batshit date movie for a batshit era.

I've seen my name misspelled plenty. Adding the "i", sometimes a playful "y". But, never have I ever.