Jess Mulligan

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"Yes, I know tomorrow is Monday. Go away."

Yeah, because this could *never* get out of hand, right? techcrunch.com/2026/10/22/b...

Oh, that's so swee... wait, what?

She ain't lyin'.

The agenda for Monday:

What I will look like at 5am Monday morning.

Its Sunday. Go nap.

This 14 year old Canadian gets it right about Trump. Please hype her video by re-sharing it with everyone. youtube.com/watch?v=AmIW...

Russia continues to bomb Ukraine and kill civilians every single night. Meanwhile, the FBI director is in Russia tweeting “From Russia, with Love.” Absolutely disgraceful.

Oh, its Monday again? Yes, very interesting... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Of course they are.

Ah, Saturday! After a week of napping only 15 hours a day, I can finally get in some *real* sleep!

I don't *care* if it is Monday; I ain't getting up!

Richard Blumenthal (D-Conn.) stated earlier this week, “I just left a classified briefing on the defense budget leaving me shocked and deeply alarmed about what China is doing to aid Iran, which is seeking to kill our

Oh, man, that one is going to leave a mark.

I'm not sure it would take three business days before happening.

Exactly. We can't go back to the old *normal*. There have to be consequences for these corrupt SOBs.

Heck, I think I *started* as the pic on the right and just got worse.

Sometimes, you just gotta nap with a buddy.

Of course it was a Russian oligarch with ties to Putin. Who else would it be?

The discovery of Denisovan remains and associated artefacts in a cave in southwestern China offer new insights into how this group of ancient humans looked, evolved, and behaved, according to two papers in @nature.com: spklr.io/63327ETBmB & spklr.io/63329ETBmD #Archaeology 🏺 🧪

If MAGA gets any more homoerotic, they'll be doing each other in public.

Yes Trump is by far the most courageous president in our history. Hahaha hahaha hahaha.

"OK, everyone under the Cone of Silence!"

Some people just can’t appreciate the greatness of someone who has designed a badass triumphal arch for their enjoyment.

Someone deserves a medal for this animation, :-)

OMG, as a kid, I would walk all over the house singing this one, especially on Saturday morning, when the show aired.

Who you gonna call?

#Hypocrites

Remind you of anyone, hmm?

I'm truly worried that my nieces and nephews are going to wake up one day in the world of 1984.

diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire...

I feel like the next 2 1/2 years are going to be excruciating as the most incompetent people imaginable continue to drive us off a cliff.

Well, this isn't concerning *at all*.

A study in Nature finds that COVID-19 can reactivate dormant viruses already present in the body. These viral flare-ups can persist after infection and may be linked to long COVID. go.nature.com/45GKJLM #medsky 🧪

Read this article in full. Great job, Mr. Cooper.

Woah, pretty hard hitting. No wonder 'free speech absolutist' Musk deleted it.