jethro. 🗯️

That’s the power of a democrat. They’re decent people who do decent things, for no reason other than it’s the decent thing to do.

If you didn't realize you live in Hell, now you do...

The presidency is a fucking traitorous clown show, our legal system is a god damned joke, billionaires are out here doing whatever the fuck their stunted, teenage brains tell them to, and the nation is dying. Good times.

If you're going bald in your early 40s, the best plan is to make your hair go straight up. It makes you look like you have more. #FraudsterTips

I've driven through 47 of our 50 states. The only ones I haven't been to are Alaska, Hawaii, and Mississippi. Alaska due to distance, Hawaii because there's no bridge, and Mississippi because it's scary as fuck.

Fuck both of 'em.

It's not a flying car for fuck's sake. It hops. Once. Y'all acting like it's a UAP.

Will the execution have sponsors?

Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.

I can't wait until he kicks it before he's able to pardon his cabinet, because shit's going to get real real when they're all left exposed to the consequences.

It might not be who most of us are, but after Nidal Hasan's execution is livestreamed to the planet, it will unfortunately be how the rest of the world sees us.

How does a country possibly come back from a Pete Hegseth?

Obscenely wealthy villains only die in the movies. In real life they live forever.

If Nebraska stopped existing tomorrow, would anybody really care?

Happiness™

Absolutely absurd that establishment Democrats think the end of the world comes in the shape of a podcaster named Hasan, the DSA, and people not supporting the State of Israel, and not in the shape of MAGA fascism. Get your shit together.

Wow. Renaming a lake and possibly two oceans in one day is crazy. How does the man do it? 😂

Long before he got into bed with Jared Kushner, I've hated Jeffries. He's an uninspiring leader, he talks like a douche, as if his words carry any weight, he takes millions of dollars from Israel, and his tweets are milquetoast at best. The guy is a total fraud. #FuckHakeem

If you don't think this election is just as existential for SCOTUS as it is for dear leader Donald, I can think of at least two Supreme Court justices who could likely be impeached if the Democrats take the House and Senate. They need the Republicans to win just as much as Trump.

In 2026 America, our Secretary of Education, ladies and gentlemen. Batshit insane.

What Hakeem Jeffries is doing is nothing more than any other person who has taken nearly a million dollars from AIPAC. He's doing exactly the things that he was bought and paid for to do. Not a leader. A tool.

Sigh.

A lot of people right now are probably wishing they had read Project 2025 before the last election; and there are a fuck ton more people who have no fucking clue what Project 2025 is. That's how serious the situation is right now for America.

Natalie Harp comes out of nowhere, refuses to take a background check to work in the White House, and she's now the closest person to the President of the United States. Which is insane if you think about it.

Does anyone know if horse meat tastes like beef?

You know what I'm sure gets soldiers' morale up? Serving on a carrier named after a draft dodger. Nothing says High-T more than that.

Darline Nordone is a euphemism for "not my thing."

I was in my mid-40s with my entire life ahead of me when this fucking guy came down his golden escalator. Now I'm in my mid-50s and I just want it all to stop, please.

"DSA" is the new right-wing, fear-mongering, culture war distraction this election cycle intended to divide the Left. And to some degree it's working.

I could tell you "many people are saying that Natalie Harp keeps a Donald Trump skin suit she's made out of found pieces of our rotting president," and probably more than half of you would believe me. Bitch is seriously looney tunes.

"Travels with Natalie: A Memoir" —By Donald Trump With forwards by Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, Kim Jong Un, and Mojtaba Khameini (*Self-published on Amazon)

We're canceling our advanced drone initiative, and the Navy just announced we're canceling having experts on the frontlines in Ukraine, the biggest war since WWII, address our troops, because there's nothing more High-T than a US soldier kept in the dark from modern warfare. Jfc.

There's not a single aspect of American life that the Trump administration doesn't want to destroy. Farms, destroyed. Healthcare, destroyed. Economy, destroyed. Military, destroyed. Green energy, destroyed. Regulation and oversight, destroyed. And we just let him do it. Crazy.

The thing about Scott Bessent is that no matter how much he fucks our economy and the world's, he'll still be worth $500 million.

Maybe it's just me, but paying considerably more for food that might kill you is not making America great again.

I think we all believe that nobody in Trump's life could possibly love him, but I have to say that I'm starting to believe Natalie Harp actually might.

So Trump thought he could just have a blonde printer sycophant crazy person with him wherever he goes, and we all wouldn't notice? Dude is seriously cooked.

We were probably never going to win that seat in Kentucky anyway, but pretty sure we can all pour one out (or not) to Mitch tonight. Dude is effectively dead.

Mitch McConnell is as dead as you can be without being dead yet, and his staff should be forced to take the fall.

"Travels with Natalie" should be the title of his memoir that nobody will read, including himself, because he'll be alongside Mitch McConnell by the time it's written and published.

I grew up in the 1970s and 1980s and I honestly don't remember hating people like we do now.

How exactly do you claim something as your own territory that you can't even control? I don't think that's how it works.

It's crazy to think that all of our lives kind of depend on how Natalie Harp treated the president late last night.

It's a small detail, but why would you reinforce the front door of the White House? Seems weird to me.

When the Democratic leaders of both the House and the Senate are against Medicare for All, it just tells me they're against their fellow citizens having the same benefits as themselves. Jeffries and Schumer must go.

Why does Joe Biden still control everything?

Trump is r*ping this country in every way he knows how. He's fucking us. He's fucking our children. And he's fucking their children. And we just let him do it.

Holy shit, Jason Arday found dead tonight. Not suspicious at all.

Yes, America has the most powerful military in the world, but thankfully we have no fucking idea what we're doing.

Yeah, I know I lie a lot, do horrible things every day, waste all your money on my pet projects, and love grabbing women by the pussy and raping "beautiful" children, but fuck, people let me do it.