Just Joe

I’m surprised that Epstein has sex with Melania. I thought he liked them younger.

What actually happened tonight is TACO dressed up as diplomacy. Iran is claiming the US accepted their plan. The US is claiming Iran agreed to open Hormuz. Both sides are telling their domestic audiences they won. Islamabad on Friday is going to be a very short meeting.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

How is this not getting more attention? Vulgar language from a sitting president is the new norm. But he signed off with “Praise Allah.” While “Allah” is acceptable vernacular for God by some Christians, who is more likely to use that phrase? It’s a direct taunt to Muslim faith IMO.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

There are three new stories dominating news right now. 1. Federal court blocking Trump‘s ballroom 2. Trump signing EO directing states to restrict mail in voting. 3. Trump will address the nation tomorrow @ 9 PM ET RE war in Iran. If you think these are not related, you aren’t paying attention.

Chuck Norris was in a fight and punched a man in the face — with his heart. It leapt straight out of his chest and killed his opponent instantly. Both bodies were found at the scene. The coroner ruled it a double homicide. Chuck Norris’ heart has been charged, but remains at large. RIP Chuck.

Chuck Norris is in the hospital. No details on why, but my guess is that the fist beer his beard accidentally punched him in the face during training.

PSA: “We’ve already won” does not correlate with “please send war ships” especially when you ask of China. This administration is in over their heads, with inexperienced people making critical decisions.

Our CIC believes that “many other nations” have Tomahawks missiles. Show me who. I’ll wait. 🙄 Until then, I’ll continue to believe that the US military bombed an elementary school. Most likely a mistake, but still us.

Jeepers, I wonder where they could get the notion that attacking Taiwan unprovoked is a good idea 🤔. Surely there isn’t precedent in recent history. apple.news/AaRuppdIWS3q...

Yep. He really said that, on CBS. Let’s see what he announces tonight. Not that I believe anything he says.

I have a feeling that I’m going to win the next two power ball drawings. And maybe the Mega Millions. Can I just go ahead and take that money now? I mean, we invaded Iran based on a feeling…

That tracks

Kristi Noem steps up to the microphone to give a speech. While she’s at the podium, POTUS post on social media that she’s fired and announces her replacement. Neither one of them had any idea this was happening until that moment. Our country is being run by the seat of the president’s depends.

Now Senate can put hold on Mullin until Dems DHS demands are met

This is the man who is now in charge of US Homeland Security.

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Real talk from a vet. If you support the military operations in Iran, and you have never served in the United States military, then it’s time for you to get off the couch and put your money where your mouth is. Go to the recruiter station right fucking now. Let me know your views in four years.

Agree or disagree with the marine, I don’t care. I didn’t serve 12 years in the military to tell you how to think. I’ll tell you what I think though. I think that Tim Sheehy is a shit heel who should’ve never gotten involved in that altercation in the first place. I hope that marine presses charges.

There are 200+ complaints across 50 installations and all branches of the military. Commanders are briefing military personnel that the war in Iran is God‘s plan This has the Hegseth’s signature all over it. Our government has been hijacked by fanatics. Trump is now a puppet and not the leader.

I should have switched to @anthropic.com a long time ago 😂. Claude rocks! I’ve been wasting money on ChatGPT. Deleted that account faster than ChatGPT deleted my trust. #Claude #Anthropic #NoAdsInAI #TeamClaude #AIWars #ChatGPT #TeamClaude #SwitchedToClaude #DeleteChatGPT Bye OpenAi!

Probably the first time I agree with this dude…

!News flash! Pentagon says “War Kills” www.msn.com/en-us/news/w...

That, friends…is the face of a true American hero 🫡

What stands out most is the approval rating, not the disapproval. POTUS has a loyal base. For peace and less political tension, let’s open dialogues in our personal relationships. Listen, don’t respond. Politics has kept us on the defensive for too long.

In hindsight, taking a nap yesterday was NOT a good idea. Now it’s almost 1am, I have to work in the morning, and I can’t get back to sleep. #adultingfail

I’ve noticed many posts expressing a desire to boycott the State of the Union address. While I understand the sentiment, ignoring it isn’t the right course of action. We must listen to all perspectives to effectively challenge an overreaching government and plan our next steps.

National Beef Council Debuts New ‘You’re Supposed To Feel Like That’ Campaign https://theonion.com/national-beef-council-debuts-new-youre-supposed-to-feel-like-that-campaign/

Lmfao 😂

Epstein files are juicy in spots. I recognize that these are allegations, and not proof. However these allegations have been vetted by trained FBI agents. Surely that must carry some weight to warrant further scrutiny. people.com/jeffrey-epst... And a receipt www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

I took a stab at going through the Epstein files myself. Y’all…DOJ did not make this easy. Each data set condenses all evidence (email, interview, and photo) into basic PDFs. There is no way to filter or organize, just a basic search bar. Makes you think 🤔. I will be spending more time with them.

Is anyone else tired of the Us v.Them rhetoric that permeates American politics? Never mind how disturbing it is that “Us” and “Them” seem to be the only people at the table. When did politicians stop listening to their constituents? Now a days they just lobby for votes to further party agendas.

SCOTUS: “No, Donny. That’s illegal. Stop charging people to do business with other nations.” DT: “It’s cool, I’ll do it for 150 more days while I try to figure out how to siphon more power from you.” Meanwhile, I’m over here watching my grocery bills climb up every month 🤷.

3 am and this Flu has still got me awake. Shoutout to my lovely wife for sharing 🤧

Welp. I got blocked from Instagram for reasons unknown, that also takes me off FB and Threads. Not a fan of Twitter or Truth. Looks like Bluesky just became my exclusive social media platform 🤷.