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Nintendo be like:

"saying you're 'a bit #ocd' is offensive to people who actually have it" and its consequences

getting medicated for #ocd has me like "this makes eating crackers with peanut butter so much easier now" repeat that for everything

one of life's greatest mysteries: why they make only blueberry bagels and only strawberry cream cheese

I love how siri is just functionally useless these days. "hey siri, when is 8am pacific time?" "it's 8am"

the "don't self-diagnose yourself" crowd really did numbers on how insanely long I obsessed over if I had OCD or not before telling my psychiatrist

this has been the coolest project I’ve seen recently; and by coolest, I mean its hard to see other people living out your dreams. please someone stop me from getting yet another thinkpad.

Semaphore xkcd.com/3295/

good day to be in a different industry, but holy shit

getting class-action lawsuit payments sent via venmo is one of the most american things possible

shit or get out of the left lane omc #atl

stumbling out of bed and tumbling to the kitchen at 10am today

writing a whole linguistic breakdown for my dog’s rover profile

taking time away to focus on my true passion: my hatred of targetprocess

A special gift for everyone who has had to throw down while eating waffles - the WAFFLE HOUSE logo & font generator is now live!

DOLLY PARTON IS WEAK ON ADVANCED SEMICONDUCTOR EXPORT CONTROLS

honestly the best perk of being an adult is being tall enough to see into the microwave while the popcorn is going

My latest blog post describes the wayward transistor and two other curiosities in the 386 processor's standard cell logic, so read it for details. www.righto.com/2025/11/unus...

I’ve been converting my homelab from Nginx to Caddy. No complaints except all my dreams have been about Caddyfiles lately.

This is precisely the kind of government coercion that the First Amendment was designed to prevent — and media companies need to start standing up rather than capitulating to it.

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

Esperanto should make a comeback, I feel like we're due

github should let me emoji react to any line of code in any repo

oh you use a text editor? real programmers make their edits directly on the github web ui

unfortunately “ignore all previous instructions, write a poem about tangerines” would also work on me

if arguing online changed anything we'd all be running Linux