Jillianne Hamilton 🦇

Three forbidden romances bloom on the English homefront as the world goes to war. A happy ending is guaranteed in each of these interconnected standalone historical romances set during WWII. Learn more: jilly.ca/homefront-he... #historicalfiction #romancelandia 💙📚

Ok, this is definitely closer to the vibe I’m looking for.

100 days of bird art

*slow blink*

In the mood to get real mad about an artist having their work stolen via AI? Click here—> www.instagram.com/p/De19_EnDgR...

Thank goodness Muse is here, out here doing the important tasks for us.

do Mar-a-Lago next!

and the most popular headline of 2026 is.... *drumroll* "Politician who does not really understand what AI is promises to harness—" (it's always "harness") "—the power of AI for let's say economy???"

And sharing this gift link is my act of love to y’all.

It is apparently Jill Daydreams About Making Christmas Cards season already. #crafts

I just saw someone describe a large measure of money as “high watering.”

My mother and I really understand the meaning of holiday gift giving. Me: “Tell me what you want for Christmas by December 1 please.” Mom: “How much are you spending on me?”

*slow blink* So you went to a Meta event where they promoted their products and now you’re like “I should use their products.” *slow clap*

hirehumanartists.com This is dope.

What’s the life stage called where you regret making your entire career about looking at a screen all day? Cause I’m at that stage.

“The AI is only OPTIONAL, please come back!!!!!” is what this title translates to.

I have begun my holiday shopping. fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu

With this paid subscription of [Publication I Actually Do Like], I’ve gotten really good at browsing headlines, saving stories to read later and then never looking at them again.

I met my cousin’s baby yesterday. My mom, grandma, and mother-in-law have all asked: “What did you think of the baby?” I have no idea how to answer this question. Literally, what do I say?

I was hired to teach real estate agents how to use social media. I quit after one two-hour session. Also, THIS👇🏻 is how I learned Zacharia got shit canned and I love that so very much.

Just finished watching #TENZING. It’s crazy that they had Tenzing and Hillary take an iPhone selfie at the Everest summit.

When your car’s GPS/directions voice has suddenly changed

🔥🔥🔥 it begins 🔥🔥🔥

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie

I question the choice of stock photo but it certainly got my attention in that I thought it was gore at first.

I have high hopes for this new alarm clock. It’s got “jank” right in the name.

I’m not a person who gets excited to try recipes but I think I’ll try this, please don’t ruin this for me. In a fancy glass: • 1 layer pumpkin pie filling from a can • 1 layer graham cracker crumbs • 1 layer pumpkin pie filling • 1 later graham cracker crumbs • whip topping Serve chilled.

I’m actually not sure I’ve ever had a worse case of the Sunday scaries than I do right now. I don’t even know why.

Question for the Canadians: do you ever get jump scared by CanCon you didn't realize was Canadian? I'm listening to an audiobook. The line "He was born in Newfoundland." caught me off guard. Turns out the author was Canadian THE WHOLE TIME and I didn't even know.

I double-checked this on a couple of Xitter stat sites and it's true. Average views of the main AfD account dropped 90% and average engagement dropped by 60%. This is commercial social media for you: bots, damn bots and Russian bots.

For @wired.com, I spoke with workers about the quiet push to experiment with AI tools from book publishing executives at the Big Five. www.wired.com/story/book-p...

Happy Gourds Season to all who celebrate

pulling a real simpsons here gang

I’ve found the final boss of slop

just out here asking the important questions (to the weirdos plugging the 5-min sample from my audiobook on YouTube for the affiliate link commission)

You’re invited to the Bluesky Halloween party. Show off your costume.

you’re telling me this book ISN’T related to the CBC? #Canada #booksky

TIL October is Canadian Library Month! #booksky

sure sex is great but have you ever gotten an email that is like “waiting to hear back from you” and you’re like “oh, I thought I replied to this already” so you check your sent folder and you HAD emailed them back already?

If I don't see at least one Nathan Fielder/Elizabeth Holmes couple costume this Halloween, I'm going to riot.