Jixstun

Jixstun

@jixstun.bsky.social

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The easiest way to demonstrate you are intentionally lying, or have zero clue what you’re talking about, is to claim that Star Trek has just now gotten political.

Was having real trouble tracking down the last Green Crystals in Metroid Prime 4. There’s a specific stash that everyone misses in a specific Shrine, and don’t you know it, that was it.

I like to think that the reason that Samus doesn't speak in Metroid Prime 4 is because everyone pronounces her last name wrong and she's giving them all the silent treatment as punishment.

I've just had a horrible realization about #kingdomhearts. The series has been more and more downplaying the Disney aspects and with Sora now outside the universe where they reside and looking more realistic what worlds is he going to adventure through in Kingdom Hearts 4? The Live-Action ones. 😭

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I explained it to several young teens today: imagine we wanted you to become more self-sufficient in the kitchen, so we decided to charge you $20 every time you got takeout. But also we have no food in the house, we won't let you go to the store, and also you don't know how to cook.

adonis (and cait)@cait.bsky.social

you have to be genuinely stupid as fuck to think american companies are going to respond to tariffs by building factories and moving manufacturing to the US. i don't know how else to say it. you have to be genuinely braindead

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I heard there was a secret ooze It turned four turtles into dudes But you don't really care for pizza, do ya? They fought like this, Two swords, a stick A couple sai Some nunchuck tricks Those Ninja boys-a callin Cowabunga

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Here’s the thing. Every one of these people in tears heard Trump on the stump before Nov. They knew he was cruel. But they were fine with it, thinking he’d only hurt the people they didn’t like. The problem with cruelty—It spreads. You don’t get to control it. Sooner or later, it comes for you too.

Tiktok banned itself, and asked Trump to save it. Now it's restored itself, and thanked Trump for saving it. Are they trying to manipulate Trump? Writing his narrative for him? Is Trump going to stand for that?

Playing Tears of the Kingdom and had a thought: What if Zelda's Time Travel is responsible for some of the discrepancies between this game and Breath of the Wild? Impa says that the Geoglyphs appeared at the same time as the Upheaval, but also that she has an old book about them in her home.

When Zelda went back in time, some things changed, either subtly or drastically. This explains why the Sheikah Shrines and towers are missing, some people remember Link and some don't, and could also explain why Kass is completely absent. He is there, but just with a new form and backstory... Penn.

In some Future Marvel movie, I can see the heroes make their way to the Heart of the Multiverse and encounter a green cloaked, horned helmeted figure on a throne, holding onto and empowering all the timelines. As the figure slowly looks up at the heroes it is revealed to be... Richard E. Grant.

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