Johannes Kinder
Johannes Kinder
@jkinder.bsky.social
Professor @ LMU Munich Security, Program Analysis, Machine Learning
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DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
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Early bird registration deadline for #ACNS2025 in #Munich closes on April 30, register now to secure the reduced rate! The 23rd International Conference on Applied Cryptography and Network Security will be held from 23 to 26 June 2025. acns2025.fordaysec.de
Apart from an exciting main program with keynote speakers Shweta Shinde @shwetashinde.bsky.social and Bart Preneel, we will have nine workshops ranging from IoT security to post-quantum cryptography, a poster reception, and a conference dinner at the iconic Löwenbräukeller.
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They already tried, with MOOCs. We were told we'd need only like 5 universities to produce "the best" content, the rest could shut down and everyone could learn from MOOCs instead. Which showed exactly how much they understood about education, learning, humans, and other things not measured in bits.
in 8-10 years someone from Silicon Valley is going to invent the university, genuinely unaware that it's been done before
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Learned about Futexes while teaching operating systems this year, so it‘s cool to see this work, and of course to see model checking going strong!
Futex is an under-appreciated Linux system call that backs almost everything you do that involves concurrency behind the scenes. HuguesEvrard and I wrote a paper on using model checking to analyse futex-based concurrency primitives. Check it out! doc.ic.ac.uk/~afd/papers/...
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Effects of ransomware attacks on hospital operations and patient outcomes. Claim of death following cyberattacks/ransomware. Warning: not direct observations, just estimations. “We estimate that ransomware killed 42-67 patients” papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
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