Horse Majeure

dipshit seems to have fallen out of fashion

business tip: build your relationship with a German partner by making fun of the French please stand by for my next business zeet: how to build your relationship with a French partner

the best billboard in bethnal green since Curry 2000 closed down

the first green pasta of the season

picked up a new apple yesterday, pairing it with my premium apple accessory to great success

basically every pub within one mile of home

thermal underwear but not gloves, not yet

wow america, embarrassing, you don't even have the hottest leaders

I have been given an award by my friends agent of chaos 2026

receiving urgent medical care this lunchtime the nhs is amazing

second and final batch of umeboshi for the year is out for drying - greengage plums

another work trip, I have been enjoying the highly luxurious executive lounge lifestyle

this return home is taking longer than hoped

horse travels vienna -> london (via dublin & belfast because this is somehow still happening)

clues from today's NYT crossword

my hotel gym has an electric horse simulator but the dildo seems to be missing

name that furry

dedicated to self-satisfaction

today I prayed to buddha and to guan yu at foxconn's headquarters, so you can't accuse life of not being interesting

horse travels heathrow to taipei

cricket day

Bazalgette Embankment, a new public space reclaimed from the Thames as part of the new supersewer

just watched a pigeon fly directly into a bin, which I thought was a remarkable act of self-awareness

really excited by the new range of apple accessories

Britain is a very strange country everyone likes tea, but everyone drinks bad tea made from dusty teabags they do this because to make actual nice tea (hot water, tea leaves) would be "middle class", which is bad but for no discernible or understandable reason

a lovely evening last night in east london

top three eclipses cornwall 1999 ladyhawke total of the heart

a(nother) leisurely Tuesday lunch

discovery apple flesh has a blush that doesn't match the skin they're tart and crisp so decent in a savory context, although they do discolour quickly breakfast: thinly sliced discovery with peanut butter and sriracha, on toast

a rare extended Tuesday lunchtime away from the office

July 2026 was the first month in London's history (going back to 1871) without any rain.

everyone please get excited for the first apples of the season - Discoverys as we all know, a fast-spoiling but delicious apple with unusual strawberry and watermelon flavours keep them in the fridge for texture

bless this lunchtime, and all who sail on her

our foster zebra has unfortunately failed to thrive, so please get in touch if you can offer temporary accommodation otherwise we will seek permanent rehoming (in the bin)

oppenheimer (2023): almost certainly a granny smith - an "empire apple", probably from Tasmania, would have been available in the offseason & a patriotic choice at the time however the attached leaf is wrong, it would never have survived the journey partial credit #applesinfilms

fun anti-fact: kelp or kombu has zero impact on the "digestibility" of beans & lentils, no matter what the hippie who sold them to you says

jacob, london's bestest horse statue

spicy noodles

vegeteble joyful pose

I'm sure I won't regret this purchase

noodle wednesday

my novel has reached a very important chapter

summertime lunches

the glorious fruits of summer

bathtime for the whole gang complete