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Saw a zillow listing touting the smart fridge and can't tell you how much I need the fridge to be the dumbest appliance in the house. I just need it to be cold. Nothing else. Should be JD Vance levels of dumb, just there without a thought, being cold & impersonal, staring at the couch all day.

He’s a decent man who just wasn’t up to the task. I have to admit, though, I admire the trolling of someone playing Ode To Joy at full volume during Starmer’s resignation speech.

Americans are getting exactly what they knowingly voted for two times.

I was having a nice Saturday until I sat down to watch this, in hope if not expectation. I’m pretty certain I laughed more during my mother’s funeral. #SNLUK

I am enjoying watching some of the world’s worst people being subjected to repeated missile attack… and by that I mean influencers in Dubai.

People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who don’t toe a party line on what is “allowed” to be expressed. And employers are going along. It’s the new secret police

Don Bongino desperately misses the attention that comes with being an online shitposter and is bored to death having a real job. If he resigns, that's why.

I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

Can’t help that Pope Francis met JD Vance and died of disappointment.

They just asked Chat GPT to churn out a spreadsheet.

The Downfall videos we are going to get from this will be epic.

Why isn’t Brian from Michigan wearing a suit?

I try my best to listen to him, but it’s like listening to a class report being given by a frat boy who hasn’t done the reading, hoping that his completely unwarranted level of moronic self-confidence and the fawning support from his bros will see him through.

Can at least one WH reporter just stand up and say “You’re talking utter gibberish. Forget about lying, it just doesn’t make sense in terms of grammar and syntax.”

DOGE: Putting the N in Cuts.

Meanwhile, over at the Treasury Department…

As a Brit, I’d strongly counsel against the transportation of prisoners to foreign shores. It’s how we accidentally ended up creating Australians.

Meanwhile, over at the Treasury Dept…