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Why don't the Seahawks wear their old school uniforms all the time? Win or lose, they have a dignity their aughts horror show regular colors don't.

Voted today. Had a business idea on the way out. Silicon Valley should create an app that when your vote is confirmed (envelope had a bar code, this should be easy), all political advertising is blocked from your electronic devices. It'd make a trillion AND get participation rates up to 100 percent.

Also, it should be a federal crime to broadcast ads for a state election outside that state. I live in Massachusetts. No reason I have to suffer New Hampshire politics. Right now I hate Chris Pappas and John Sununu almost as much as Liberty bibberty.

Sign of a sportswriter past. I was rooting for Cleveland over Tampa in the ALCS partly because it's a shorter and easier flight between it and Milwaukee. That is nuts. It's not like I'm going. Anyway, Rays vs. Brewers is just as good a World Series matchup for making Rob Manfred sad. Also Fox Sports

Realists (rare in Patriotsland, but they exist) said that if the Pats could go 2-2 in their first four games, they'd be in pretty good shape after that. They did, and it seems as if they are.

The Giants-Commanders game had what I can only call a perfect ending. Neither team deserved to win, and neither did, proving their unworthiness in comical fashion.

One bad loss seldom spoils a long season by itself, but the way the Eagles just lost to the Jaguars (and the way their scattered healthy remnants played the whole game) makes it hard for me to believe they'll do better than 6-11 this season.

Stay close to the Buffalo Bills and there's a 90 percent chance you'll beat them, a chance the Patriots grabbed today. Easier said than done, but in the Josh Allen era, the Bills' defense is sort of anti-clutch. They'll make the playoffs again and be eliminated on the game's last play again.

The best thing about the Pats' win is that it will shut people here the fuck up about Drake Maye for at least a week. Maye was hardly perfect, but he made plays, lots and lots of them. Big plays often are accompanied by big errors, too. Ask Josh Allen.

I wish the Phillies-Braves game had been this afternoon instead of tonight. I have a busy day tomorrow. But I'll watch, and whatever the outcome, I'll be at peace. If the Phils lose, I'll be sad, but not angry or frustrated. Hard to be mad at a team that did what they did in game two.

The playoffs distill baseball's cruelty to 100 proof. What were problems in July are crises now. See Phillies bullpen, Red Sox offense, and Cubs pitching in general as evidence.

The Phillies won and will make the playoffs after all. The celebration on the mound after the final out was said to be "fairly muted" by ESPN. There was a group hug, but the facial expressions of the "winners" was less "yippee!" and more "hey we might get to leave ballpark alive."

The Patriots never got their asses kicked for 60 minutes last year. The Jaguars did just that this afternoon. Drake Maye had his ass kicked the furthest and highest, but none of his teammates escaped a solid boot, either.

The collapse of the '64 Phillies remains one of my main life traumas. But before long (youth is resilient) I realized a team playing way over its head hit the wall. Reality had reasserted itself in an awful manner. The collapse of the 2026 Phillies is a little different.

This one is the sputtering out of a very good team that couldn't get over the top and got too old and too toploaded to do more. Funny how decades later the inevitable result of age hurts more than the trauma of an unexpected if not unpredictable end.

The Steelers are not the worst team in the NFL. But after two games, one a win, and today's loss to the Pats, it is clear they are the league's most unwatchable team by a wide margin. Just the most tedious football imaginable.

Drake Maye had a terrible game against the Seahawks, so naturally there is a DEFCON-infinity level of fret in these parts. He's not DEVELOPING! It's an interesting theory, the QB as a plant, perhaps a tomato or lettuce failing to thrive. Fans are made he's not quite Tom Brady yet.

Fans are irrational by nature, thank goodness. The media who egg them on are hacks. The list of Hall of Fame QBs I've seen blow games with blockheaded INTs is not a short one. Members include John Unitas, Sonny Jurgensen, Dan Marino (more than once) and, oh yeah, Tom Brady.

A good friend of mine of many year's standing just called to shoot the shit. He said we should get together to watch a sports event. "Gotta be a day game," I said. "You're right," he responded. "They still have those?"

It's time for that most useless of journalistic endeavors -- NFL preseason predictions! Tell me, what was the line for the parlay of the two teams that made the Super Bowl last September, about 12,000 to one? Many smart, super knowledgeable (far more than me) folks burn pixels on this doomed effort.

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Given that, forecasts are made on the assumption no key players, especially quarterbacks, WILL get hurt. This never comes true. The predictions assume an absurdity, that the sport's violence will take no toll affecting outcomes.

My own assumption is that the Patriots should be pretty good this season. Four games with the Dolphins and Jets are a Super Bowl hangover insurance policy. But I do find it ominous Mike Vrabel thinks his team lacks depth. He's got a roster with more than usual catastrophe possibilities.

It's time for that most useless of journalistic endeavors -- NFL preseason predictions! Tell me, what was the line for the parlay of the two teams that made the Super Bowl last September, about 12,000 to one? Many smart, super knowledgeable (far more than me) folks burn pixels on this doomed effort.

NFL predictions are hopeless because of the one prediction that comes true every season. A lot of players will get hurt. Trouble is, no one can predict which players those will be and when the injuries will hit. Ask Sean Payton about losing Bo Nix for the AFC title game. I'm sure he's got thoughts.

My team the Phillies are in the middle of a West Coast road trip. For fans in the Eastern time zone those are very restful. No matter how much you care, there's zero temptation to try and stay up to follow the game. The incentive is to go to bed before the first pitch.

I'm watching sports online and my grown children are watching "Lantern" on TV. My mind, which can't remember appointments without my calendar, clicked in and I recited Green Lantern's oath flawlessly from memory of comics read at age 9. Is this an achievement or a sign of impending death?

It's been a hot humid summer and you'd think I'd welcome the foreshadowing, but the first NFL exhibition games of the year always make me hunch my shoulders against the cold winds that'll be blowing when the games start to REALLY count.

The Red Sox needed a cstcher who can hit, so they traded a bunch of prospects for catcher Adley Rutschman, who can. The Phillies have the lowest OBP in the majors, so they traded for batting average leader Luis Arraez. Baseball media consensus is that both trades were terrible for those clubs.

The Red Sox prospects were too good! Arraez means the Phillies will have to alter their already shaky defense! Baseball media loves the trade deadline more than the World Series. Unlike teams who make deals, it can't lose. Had the Sox and Phils done nothing, they'd have been ripped for that, too.

Fortune doesn't always favor the brave, which is why soccer teams park the bus to hold leads. But talent + bravery beats prudence more often than one might think. Argentina earned its victory today. England earned its loss, too.

BTW, real "analytics," sports science peer reviewed statistical research, indicates that parking said bus is not a good idea. Don't know if Messi sponsored this research.

Dept. of Bad Timing: My daughter in Bordeaux reports that the city began its Bastille Day fireworks display at the exact moment the final whistle blew in Spain's skunking of France in yesterday's World Cup semi-final.

Do others agree with me that it's very weird senior American political figures (Tom Kean, Mitch McConnell) have been forced to put out proof of life evidence in the last month? People have issues. People get injured and sick. Just say so. Nobody's portfolio rides on either of you.

The one person in the World Cup who underestimated FIFA corruption was Donald Trump. He didn't have to ask it to overturn. Falarin Balogun's red card suspension. They were in the process of doing so without his input, for their own crooked reasons, only one of which was pleasing him.

Brad Stevens is on drugs. Or I am. Since Red Auerbach, the Celtic tradition is to swindle the other guys in trades. Stevens has been good at it too -- right until today. The only way the Brown deal makes sense is if Joel Embiid's orthopedist is a Boston secret agent passing on MRI results.

National soccer teams have nicknames. France are Les Bleus, England the Three Lions. Cote d'Ivoire Les Elephants. By common usage, the US team nickname is USMNT. A goddamn acronym. Surely a nation that has spawned so many great college team nicknames (Hokies, Ducks, and Roll Tide) can do better.

Last night at a Cape restaurant, the TV array at the bar was tuned to World Cup soccer and women's golf. The Sox-Yankees game started, no customer said a word. It wasn't until the third inning baseball pinch hit for the LPGA. Cape Cod has many baseball fans. If I owned the Sox, I'd be scared.

Jaylen Brown for Giannis is a talk radio trade, a barroom argument deal. Without getting into the merits of two outstanding players, history suggests such trades don't do well as realities. Basketball teams are complex organisms. Sometimes the new body rejects the transplant.

The Father's Day tradition in our family is that my one wish, that I get to watch the US Open on TV, is foiled by events. This year the culprits are the World Cup and Wyndham Clark. Not his fault, but the only final round drama would be caused by his collapse. That's no fun. Belgium-Iran it is.

Nil-nil is the ultimate boring soccer score. Unless it was Cape Verde-Spain today, in which it was excruciating drama ending in abounding joy for every resident or emigrant from a very small place. So many evil things work to fuck up sports, and FIFA's one of the worst, but they just can't do it.

I assume my grandson George, 3 years old, is all in on Knicks as a Brooklyn resident. But I wonder how his father, a Celtics fans since childhood, thinks about this. PS: I didn't raise him that way, I'm a Sixers fan. Sports can get complicated.

Raymond Berry, one of the great wide receivers in NFL history, died May 25 at age 93. He was head coach of the Pats when I came to cover the team for the Herald in 1987. He was a thoroughly decent man, who also taught me just how monomaniacal an NFL coach has to be in his line of work.

The team had a Monday night game in Miami to close out the season, and Berry took the team to Florida for that week, which included December 25. At practice, I greeted Berry with "Merry Christmas!" He was thunderstruck. A devout Christian, he had forgotten Christmas Day. It was "passing game" day.

I've played golf in all sorts of weather, but today was new. A pollen storm. At Hyannis Golf Course, wind blew the pine pollen around in actual clouds which at first we thought might be wildfires. It didn't affect play, I was as usual mediocre, but my throat now thinks I've eaten a pack of Luckies.

In our visit to the Perigord region of France we stayed at a small, old-fashioned hotel in the town of Ezyries. Comfortable rooms, a fine restaurant, and singular interior decoration. Highlight was a lobby portrait of a woman. It had eyes that lit up and moved. Part of the Scooby-Doo chain I guess.