Josh LeVasseur

Josh LeVasseur

@jmlevass.bsky.social

Attorney, bad jokes, double Wolverine 〽️ with a bit of Gator🐊.

33 followers38 following237 posts

Between Ted Cruz and Sophie Cunningham, I think the US Grand Prix organizers are really overestimating the percentage of American F1 fans who are also Republicans.

UCLA is a legitimate national title contender, but their student section was empty on a beautiful Saturday afternoon. They deserve better than that.

Hear me out, fire Whitt and back the brinks truck up to Chesney’s house… I don’t care if we don’t have the money, just debt finance it - the economy is about to collapse anyway.

Michigan is already bad this season, already beating themselves, why do the refs insist on contributing to this bullshit by fucking us at every turn?

Like the rest of the GOP, Eric Schmitt knows nothing about college sports. But to be fair to him, Schmitt didn’t go to a school with real sports and Missouri doesn’t really have any schools with big time athletics - just Mizzou, the Rutgers of the SEC.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:

Let’s be clear, Mecklenberg did not object to bringing clearly motivated charges against the Broadview 6 - just that she thought misdemeanor charges would be better. She and everyone else involved should still be disbarred no matter how much they blessedly turn on each other.

Jon Seidel@jonseidel.bsky.social

Sheri Mecklenburg's full retirement letter to Chicago U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros:

Is our loser president is going to saddle us with death trap ballroom attached to the White House?

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

WAPO: The architect quit “after warning repeatedly that Trump was insisting on a preliminary design that did not provide adequate emergency exit routes or fire-containment measures .. .. ‘I am the code,” Trump said.” @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...

This sounds like an idea from a little boy, not the commander-in-chief.

The New York Times@nytimes.com

Breaking News: President Trump said his D.C. arch would house drones and snipers, as the administration appeared prepared to justify another construction project by citing national security.

I don’t think someone should be punished for criticizing Israel, I do however think Macklemore dressing as a caricature of a jewish person while performing should have already disqualified him from being on tour either Ed Sheeran.

If you are more concerned about the homeless having dogs than you are about the homeless having homes, you’re definitely part of the problem. Let’s get the dogs off the streets by getting their humans off the streets, not by further traumatizing all involved.

Los Angeles Times@latimes.com

Skid Row’s dogs are at the center of a fierce debate: Animal advocates say some pets are suffering and should be taken away. The city says removing dogs from homeless owners isn’t that simple. What’s the right balance between animal welfare and keeping people and their pets together?

Either I’m misinterpreting this, or a lot of media folks are. But my lawyer brain reads this as saying the replay program needs to embed the game clock - the broadcast clock is only used if that is not available. In Michigan’s case, the replay feed correctly used the game clock.

Bryan Fischer@bryandfischer.bsky.social

Part of NCAA’s updated interpretation being sent to leagues.

I love the Sparty clock conspiracist, when the sole reason clocks are managed by Big Ten officials and not the home team is because of Spartan Bob and his mysterious time keeping.

Everyone when weird thing happens at any other college game: man, isn’t this dumb sport great! Everyone when same weird thing happens in Michigan’s favor: this is literally worse than 9/11 and Pearl Harbor combined!

Josh LeVasseur reposted

This story should have more attention. ASU's idiot coach brought in some military prick to run a grueling boot camp-style workout in the heat, which included restricting water intake. NHL prospect player suffers a heat stroke and is probably going to die from it. arizonasports.com/ncaa/arizona...

arizonasports.comASU hockey player Matthew Mayich has no chance of recovery after heatstroke, attorney says - Arizona Sports"His body ceased functioning in a fundamental way, and this condition is irreversible," Robert Carey said.

I love that Karen Bass always talks about what she wants to do for LA like she hasn’t been mayor for the last four years. Really drives home how little she’s done so far.

I cannot imagine the level of collective unseriousness it takes for an entire nation to be bitter about losing a war your fascist dictators started over islands that never belonged to you.

Trump is the most corrupt president in history, but FIFA has been corrupt since long before Trump came down the escalator. I’m just glad their shared corruption righted a clear wrong after the refs have showed clear bias against the US team.

250 years ago our forefathers began a great experiment of building a nation, not on race or religion, but on the idea that all men are created equal. No amount of Trumpist fascism can change the greatness of this country build on liberty and justice for all.

What is pro-life about cuts to WIC?

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

As grocery prices continue to rise nationally, the House passed an appropriations bill that would cut $141 million in funding for a program that helps pregnant women and children purchase healthy foods.