Jess Kroll

Jess Kroll

@jmskroll.bsky.social

Write books. Lift weights. Teach uni. Review movies. Play D&D. Fight fascists. PopMythology.com JessKroll.com

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It requires a special kind of evil to already be a billionaire, and then decide to sacrifice thousands of lives to become even more of a billionaire.

There is a direct correlation between the decline in book readership and AI doing everything that 150 years of science fiction said it would.

Tr*mp is using American tax dollars to buy Russian oil. Russia uses its oil money to fund military support for Iran. The US is at war with Iran. Thus, Tr*mp is funding a war against America. This is literally treason.

You know what would be a better deal than the US importing Russian diesel? Ending the two wars that are causing sanctions on Russian oil and a spike in US prices. Seems pretty obvious to me, but then, I'm not a Russian agent and have a functioning brain.

I also didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize today (despite not starting any wars), but you don't see me throwing a fit about it like a giant baby with raging diaper rash.

The AI tech bros saying the machines they made and doing exactly what 100 years of science fiction said they would do is another reason that AI has absolutely no place in the arts.

Where America is right now: The left is cheering a man dressed as a Spider-Man for punching a Nazi. The right is booing a man wearing a shirt about executing pedophiles.

MAGA: Vaccines cause autism. Covid was manufactured. Tr*mp won in 2020. January 6th was staged by the FBI. Climate change is a hoax. Tr*mp can run in 2028 becausd his terms were non-consective. Sane Americans: Tr*mp is a convicted felon. MAGA: WHERE'S YOUR PROOF!?

Graham Platner dropping out of his race after an accusation of sexual assault is a good time to remember that Donald Tr*mp has 27 accusations and one adjudication of sexual assault.

Voting for Tr*mp in 2016 was ignorant. Voting for Tr*mp in 2020 was malicious. Voting for Tr*mp in 2024 was evil. Still supporting Tr*mp in 2026 is irredeemable.

Calling it now: the 2028 Republican nominee will be AI Tr*mp. Which will be the first time Tr*mp has ever been associated with intelligence, even if it is fake.

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." -H.L. Mencken

Tr*mp said he wanted to paint the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool blue because it's a "beautiful color." I say we do we him one better this November: we paint the whole country blue.

"Donald Tr*mp doesn't take a yearly salary." Tr*mp is using his personal defense attorney general and his personal DOJ to pay himself ten billion dollars. He's not taking a yearly salary. He's taking 25,000 years of salary. And you are paying for it.

Tr*mp took a dozen billionaires with himself to China today to assure that any agreements work to benefit China, himself, a dozen billionaires, and no one else. "I don't think about affordability."

"I'm not a rapist... I was totally exonerated" says the rapist who was found liable for rape and still owes 83.3 million dollars for saying his rape victim lied about him raping her.

In 2021, Tucker Carlson wrote, "We’re all pretending we’ve got a lot to show for it, because admitting what a disaster it’s been is too tough to digest.” Now, after campaigning to get this "disaster" re-elected he wants us to believe he is, "sorry for misleading people, and it was not intentional."

Apparently Tr*mp is pressuring his IRS, run by his campaign contributor Scott Bessent, to reach a deal with his DOJ, run by his personal attorney Todd Blanche, over his 10 billion dollar lawsuit. "He doesn't take a salary." Sure, he just pays himself billions of our tax dollars.

On second thought, maybe the son of a crooked real estate developer, whose only qualification is marrying the daughter of another crooked real estate developer, wasn't the best choice for handling international peace negotiations.

-End Iran's nuclear program - nope -Regime change - not even close -Reopen the Strait of Hormuz - you mean the Strait that was open and free? In that case, check! Although it's now two million dollars per boat and not currently open TOTAL VICTORY!!

Since everyone is suddenly interested in the #14thAmendment, Section 3 prohibits anyone who provides aid and comfort to insurrectionists from holding office. Tr*mp pardoned (which is aid and comfort) four people convicted of sedition (which is an act of insurrection).

The entire world is suffering because less than a quarter of Americans can't admit they were made fools by a bad con man and a "news" network that admitted to lying.