Jonathan Mud Studd

Note to self: Wife not receptive to calling menstruation “being in her flow state”

Millionaire anti-aging freak reading the AI synopsis of Never Let Me Go: hey, this Asian guy might be onto something here…

Kate Middleton's white linen shorts are an elevated alternative to denim that's perfect for the bank holiday heatwave. Allegedly.

Figuring out the correct orientation of the fitted sheet when changing bedding is probably the task I’ve completed the most times with absolutely no improvement. It’s either that or oral sex.

RIP Uncle Bill. At least you died doing what you loved (bleeding internally)

Champagne for my real friends, sham pain for my control group

Andrew Bird haters:

Wife getting increasingly mad each time I refer to the combination shirt/jacket she got me for Christmas as a “jirt.” She knew she married a renegade.

You’re telling me this whole Siberian Orchestra is trans?