Joaby

Hey there! Go and buy my new book, Till The Heavens Burst! It's set in Australia and it has cosmic horror entities and magical realism and graphic violence and a lot of swearing and... this pitch isn't going how I first intended. Anyway get it up ya! joabyjojo.com/2024/11/15/t...

I think this fire truck is in labour

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

Why they got a photo of Amazing Amy did she disappear again

trying to find something in a store in japan: sumimasen, <don't try to speak more japanese, just gesture-ask for help and receive it quickly> meanwhile in australia: <if i say anything to anyone at all they'll realise i'm an idiot. better spend 30 mins not finding it myself before giving up>

New gym shoes

At the climax of Resident Evil (2026) the self-absorbed manchild screams "yeah! video games!" before reneging on his character growth. This is a reference to how video game movies never have anything to say

Does Steve Coogan have some sort of deal with Qantas? I didn't even know there was new Alan Partridge but I watched all of it on the flight from Tokyo. And then Saipan. Both great. Strong recommend.

Ya boi on the jumbotron at the Ham Fighters game

People with limited vision right before perverts got hold of the meta glasses

Another Sony singleplayer game built exclusively for P-Zombies who yearn for the days when disembodied gods would tell them in detail every single little thing they should be doing from moment to moment

Wild to think the first time anyone at Sony played either of the Death Stranding games was June 2026

Vale Stevivor (pr. steve-eye-vore), a site that consistently punched well above its weight and never ducked a fight. Sometimes it picked fights for the fuck of it, but that's ice hockey baby and you gotta respect it. swright.au/news/a-new-p...

"fuck Zork" certified virtueless chatter

Star Citizen Squadron 42 has been delayed to avoid Grand Theft Auto 6. Chris Roberts popped on Netflix, watched the preview and flat out dookied his dacks when he saw the release date. He wrote the following while still actively shitting his pants robertsspaceindustries.com/en/comm-link...

They keep moving the stationery aisle at my local shop which I'm pretty sure is illegal

The weight loss industry is a psy-op from Big Denim because they make pants you only need to buy once unless *big surprise* you wake up one day and your jeans don't fit any more

Thanks Duskbloods network test for reminding me how terrible Nintendo online is

Alright for basically no reason other than positive procrastination, I have compiled a comprehensive rewatch guide of The X-Files, distilling every season down to a British style 6 episode + christmas special long affair. joabyjojo.com/2026/08/17/x...

I suppose I imagined the jank referenced in the title meant it would be deployed deliberately for entertainment, instead of used as a smokescreen to excuse the sloppy gameplay decisions.

Weight plates being stacked out of order has the same effect on me as sprinkling rice in front of a Chinese vampire

Titanium Court is a fever dream of match three, beach rock, and Shakespearean storytelling. AP Thomson joins grokludo for a spoiler-free chat about the themes, "reverse punchlines", and behind-the-scenes processes that built his immortal faerie court. youtu.be/62upM-7C49E

I have been clapping cheeks at Fantasy Critic League for years and it has never earned me a single cent, continuing the trend of me using my immense talent for gaming trend analysis to not make any money

My newest book, Final Final Girl, is available right now! Find it on Kindle, Kobo or DRM free direct from this website, grab the paperback from Amazon or the audiobook direct from me! joabyjojo.com/final-final-...

Man imagine you're the bloke in charge of the beached boat and Odysseus and his away team lead by his nepo-hire brother-in-law come sprinting back to the boat chased by hordes of who-knows-what for the umpteenth time, I'd welcome Scylla's sweet release

Now that England is out I need a new team to root against. Who is the funnier loser between Spain and Argentina? If it was Rugby it'd be easy, because the Pumas can suck a fuck, but I dunno here.

One way you can show Microsoft your concern is here through the XBOX Player Voice feedback platform: feedbackportal.microsoft.com/feedback/ide...

Pouring one out for Folarin Balogun who made a reckless tackle to give the US team a storybook excuse for why they lost to Belgium only to watch it dissolve before his eyes at the eleventh hour

move over Brutal Doom, the Slop Doom era is coming

the exact sentence that killed democracy

Maybe we shouldn't have spent 120 minutes playing scared.